Irish Cardinal elected as new pope....

Jeffreauxdawg

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Cardinal Paddy O'Phelia from Dublin.
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DAWGSANDSAINTS

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Im not sure if this is some Irish Catholic joke or a true statement.
Amazing what you find on a random SixPackSpeak day.
 

Dawgbite

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Since we’re get all the religious jokes out today. Y’all know how to tell the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? The Methodist will speak to you if you meet him in the liquor store on Friday afternoon!
 

DawgsGoneWild

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I get poked at all the time on here about being a Mormon. I live my religion, but I also like a good joke. I take it for what it is. People having fun. They should have never stop keeping score in T Ball.
Truly thought your name had something to do with Glory Holes. No asterisks. I’m assuming that’s not the case now
 
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GloryDawg

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Back when Baptist didn't allow dancing the big joke was, "Why don't Baptist have sex standing up? Because everyone would think they were dancing.."
 

Dawgbite

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Drebin died in a horrible printing press accident. Upon arriving at the pearly gates St Peter offers to show him around to allow him to choose his eternal resting place. St Peter takes Drebin to a long hallway and opens the first door. Inside the weather is perfect, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, and all the people are frolicking around happy as a June bug. Drebin asked St Peter, what is this place? Peter tells him this the where all the Baptist are located. St Peter closed the door and they go to the next door and open it to reveal the same thing. St Peter tells him that this is where all the Catholics are located. Door after door St Peter reveals all the different groups of Christianity and it’s glorious. As they get to the last door St Peter shooshes Drebin and tells him to be very quiet as he opens the door revealing all the great things Drebin had seen behind the other doors. As St Peter closes the door Drebin is confused and asked why he had to be so quiet so he asked. St Peter says “ that’s the Church of Christ, they don’t know the rest of us are here”!
 

onewoof

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It's eye opening when you realize the % of pedophilia is the same at your church, your workplace, your community and your own family. Regardless of religion, marriage, sexual orientation or celibacy. Revisit your stats 101 class and apply accordingly. And your anti Catholic bias that makes you looks uniformed and mentally slow.
 
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jethreauxdawg

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It's eye opening when you realize the % of pedophilia is the same at your church, your workplace, your community and your own family. Regardless of religion, marriage, sexual orientation or celibacy. Revisit your stats 101 class and apply accordingly. And your anti Catholic bias that makes you looks uniformed and mentally slow.
Does lack of sense of humor affect every group equally as well?
 

onewoof

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Does lack of sense of humor affect every group equally as well?
Proliferating the false consensus bias that celebate priests are more inclined to be pedophiles has never been funny. There are over 30K priests in the USA alone that have to deal with that misinformation campaign that is fueled by many factors. And the Catholic church is one of the few organizations that has really started to address this issue. So know that while it may seem tongue in cheek it is not funny due to the number of people that cannot distiguish perception from reality. Tell the joke about your faather, grandfathers, uncles, cousins, brothers, etc and then tell me it is funny. Chances are that by odds alone it is true.
 
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Proliferating the false consensus bias that celebate priests are more inclined to be pedophiles has never been funny. There are over 30K priests in the USA alone that have to deal with that misinformation campaign that is fueled by many factors. And the Catholic church is one of the few organizations that has really started to address this issue. So know that while it may seem tongue in cheek it is not funny due to the number of people that cannot distiguish perception from reality. Tell the joke about your faather, grandfathers, uncles, cousins, brothers, etc and then tell me it is funny. Chances are that by odds alone it is true.
you might want to rethink that...


It would behoove you to listen to the late christopher hitchens commentary on the catholic church. happy to provide links.
 
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jethreauxdawg

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Proliferating the false consensus bias that celebate priests are more inclined to be pedophiles has never been funny. There are over 30K priests in the USA alone that have to deal with that misinformation campaign that is fueled by many factors. And the Catholic church is one of the few organizations that has really started to address this issue. So know that while it may seem tongue in cheek it is not funny due to the number of people that cannot distiguish perception from reality. Tell the joke about your faather, grandfathers, uncles, cousins, brothers, etc and then tell me it is funny. Chances are that by odds alone it is true.
What parish is your dad the priest of?
 
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Back when Baptist didn't allow dancing the big joke was, "Why don't Baptist have sex standing up? Because everyone would think they were dancing.."
Which just shows how stupid and made up religion is. They literally just change it as necessary. Before you all start condemning me to hell, you can believe in God without buying into these religious institutions.
 
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It's eye opening when you realize the % of pedophilia is the same at your church, your workplace, your community and your own family. Regardless of religion, marriage, sexual orientation or celibacy. Revisit your stats 101 class and apply accordingly. And your anti Catholic bias that makes you looks uniformed and mentally slow.
You know what I don't have at my work, a written procedure used in every state, and every country of the world where we operate, for how to hide pedos, how to rehabilitate them, etc., nor have we spent millions of dollars trying to change laws in states to make it more difficult to prosecute them criminally. It simply isn't part of our business model. Oh, and I'm Catholic. What a terrible rationalization.
 
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And the Catholic church is one of the few organizations that has really started to address this issue.
The Catholic Church worked with the AG for Pennsylvania to produce the most comprehensive report on the abuse, over 1,000 pages released in 2018. The Church opened its books and shared documents and all, and vowed they would enact reforms, and do better at weeding out pedos before admitting them to the clergy, and reporting them to authorities. It is horrendous to read what is in that report and undisputed. Well, in the year or 2 following that mea culpa, the Catholic Church spent just under $12 million dollars across 6 states to kill/enact legislation that would make harder to convict pedos. In other words, they planned to keep having them, and wanted to ensure it would be hard to prosecute them or the church. I have trouble even sitting in mass. But, hey, stats.
 

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Drebin died in a horrible printing press accident. Upon arriving at the pearly gates St Peter offers to show him around to allow him to choose his eternal resting place. St Peter takes Drebin to a long hallway and opens the first door. Inside the weather is perfect, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, and all the people are frolicking around happy as a June bug. Drebin asked St Peter, what is this place? Peter tells him this the where all the Baptist are located. St Peter closed the door and they go to the next door and open it to reveal the same thing. St Peter tells him that this is where all the Catholics are located. Door after door St Peter reveals all the different groups of Christianity and it’s glorious. As they get to the last door St Peter shooshes Drebin and tells him to be very quiet as he opens the door revealing all the great things Drebin had seen behind the other doors. As St Peter closes the door Drebin is confused and asked why he had to be so quiet so he asked. St Peter says “ that’s the Church of Christ, they don’t know the rest of us are here”!
Punch line is better as. "They think they are the only ones here."
 

GloryDawg

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Well if you are going to give up Nookie might as well become the Pope. ***
 

T-TownDawgg

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It's eye opening when you realize the % of pedophilia is the same at your church, your workplace, your community and your own family. Regardless of religion, marriage, sexual orientation or celibacy. Revisit your stats 101 class and apply accordingly. And your anti Catholic bias that makes you looks uniformed and mentally slow.
You had me for a second, but your last sentence ruined it.

If my anyone in my family or church knew about it and not only said nothing but actively tried to hide it and protect the predator, there would likely be on the lamb for their own protection, and those who aided and abetted it would no longer be in our fold and would be reported to law enforcement.

But hey, y’all’s confessional provision works well, too.

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