is it late and drunk enough to have BCSCG smack talk?

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TUSK.sixpack

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Bama is gonna drop a 40 row disc in the middle of the Superdome and plow the turf under... such devastation will have not been seen since Katrina or Gino Toretta... <div>
</div><div>Jordan Jefferson will wish he were still incarcerated for feloniously assaulting a (jackass) Marine when Hightower and Upshaw are done violating him. </div><div>
</div><div>Trent Richardson will run wild, bench press New Orleans to 3.5 feet ABOVE sea-level and manage to procreate twice more by the late 3rd quarter. AJ will have spectacular numbers (read: 15-22-180-0-1).</div><div>
</div><div>Nick Saban will act aloof while Les gnaws on plastic grass in hopes he can **** out the golden horseshoe that MUST be up his ***.</div><div>
</div><div>Regardless, I'll be there, hammered drunk and standing by with a taser and a roll of plastic in the event our K lets us down again...</div><div>
</div><div>edited 4 bein deeerunk</div><div>
</div><div>gotta mix a drinkk///// ku</div>
 

TUSK.sixpack

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I'd say this:<div>
</div><div>(Bama Offense - LSU Defense) > (LSU Offense - Bama Defense)</div><div>
</div><div>Now, if St Nick goes into a shell again, and Lucky Les "gets his"... who knows...</div><div>
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Shmuley

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and snatches a five star out of lester's grasp, slaps him like Wyatt Earp, then walks away with a disgusted look.

L. Collins announces bama at UAA game.
 
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