Is this 1998 all over again?

Amadden0408

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Florida's scout site reportedly stated an offer is on the table for Freeze. Is this Tuberville denialgate '98 all over again? Similarities are striking.
 

121Josey

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Oct 30, 2012
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I don't get how Freezus or Merlin is "shooting for the stars"? What happened to the days of Dungy, Gruden, Saban, Carroll, etc?
 

seshomoru

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We need to fan the flames of this rumor all week long.

That locker room is probably as stable as old dynamite.
 

godlluB

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That locker room is probably as stable as old dynamite.

I drove by Gainesville once in 1997, and there is a guy in my neighborhood who is a Florida fan, so you can trust me when I confirm that Freeze has accepted the job already and is just waiting until Sunday to announce it. **
 

DamnGoodDawg

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He needs to have that **** signed by Saturday morning because no one will want him after we get through with his team.
 

snoopdog

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Mar 25, 2008
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Someone should retweet this to Bjork...

Florida's scout site reportedly stated an offer is on the table for Freeze. Is this Tuberville denialgate '98 all over again? Similarities are striking.
and see what he does.
 
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HD6

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A police officer I know told me this without me bringing it up.
 

SignalToNoise

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His wife likes the idea of being a short drive from the Atlantic coast. This is a major selling point I am told.
 

AlCoDog

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The move makes sense for Hugh. Beavers live in the 17ing swamp. It's science.
 

SanfordRJones

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Nov 17, 2006
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My wife's good friend is a real estate agent in Oxford. She said the Mrs. Rev. Freeze was in their office last week to begin the process of getting their parsonage on the market. He's gone. Book it.
 

WrapItDog

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OM Scouting report from today's practice: Freeze is wearing jorts and appears to have skipped his haircut this week. Signs of a mini mullet flowing from visor.
 

Hanmudog

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I ran into an old ratty looking hag that said she was a former 5th grade teacher in the Oxford WalMart at 3:00 in the morning and she was in tears muttering something about mumblebees and crying out that Freezus had abandoned her.
 

eckie1

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Jun 23, 2007
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Gainesville has upwards of THREE grocery stores...

Florida's scout site reportedly stated an offer is on the table for Freeze. Is this Tuberville denialgate '98 all over again? Similarities are striking.

Bye bye, Bucky!1!1!!2231!***

I had forgotten how much I hated Tub... That dude was just a lying piece of Arkansas ****.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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Jun 20, 2001
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In 1998, a bunch of us Bulldog fans were chanting "WAR EAGLE!" during their...

Rebel Walk. That chant influenced Tommy Tuberville (who previously would only leave in a pine box) to leave Oxchwitz and move on to Auburn.

This time, A bunch of you Bulldog fans need to do the Gator chomp while their doing their Cruise of Mediocrity.
 

MeridianDog

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My sister is a realtor. she has a realtor friend there that Freeze's wife called yesterday. Wants photos and spec of houses in his new salary range.