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Hooston728

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Our depth chart at wide receiver that is. Just havin a little fun on this beautiful friday. Big jump as far as quarterback play in the last week from the dogs. Somebody farted in tyson lee's cereal on Monday because he played great at the last practice. I always thought there would be a turning point in spring practice and I believe that happened this week. The system is starting to look more second nature, especially to the qb.

Mcrae, so you had a bone sticking out of your leg huh. Rub some dirt on it nancy and get back out there cause we need you to get back to form. We dont hand out scholly's to players who stand on the sideline and listen to celine deon on their ipods. Oneal Wilder is so painfully mediocre it drives me crazy. I was more excited about this guy last year than I have about any player in a while but turns out when you put him on grass he is just kinda fast.

All in all we are starting to look like a college football team. Im sure the sunshine pump will be on turbo saturday night after the game because the points will be plentiful I believe barring rain.
 

lawdawg02

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We dont hand out scholly's to players who stand on the sideline and listen to celine deon on their ipods.
see eric richards.

Somebody farted in tyson lee's cereal
is that really a saying, or are you making that up? either way, it's a little disturbing.
 

BCash

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Hooston728 said:
Our depth chart at wide receiver that is. Just havin a little fun on this beautiful friday. Big jump as far as quarterback play in the last week from the dogs. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Somebody farted in tyson lee's cereal on Monday because he played great at the last practice.</span> I always thought there would be a turning point in spring practice and I believe that happened this week. The system is starting to look more second nature, especially to the qb.

Mcrae, so you had a bone sticking out of your leg huh. Rub some dirt on it nancy and get back out there cause we need you to get back to form. We dont hand out scholly's to players who stand on the sideline and listen to celine deon on their ipods. Oneal Wilder is so painfully mediocre it drives me crazy. I was more excited about this guy last year than I have about any player in a while but turns out when you put him on grass he is just kinda fast.

All in all we are starting to look like a college football team. Im sure the sunshine pump will be on turbo saturday night after the game because the points will be plentiful I believe barring rain.
.....must have taken a dump in his cereal at the beginning of spring practice cause he's looked **** the rest of the time.
 

TheBigBadDawg

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lawdawg02 wrote:

Somebody farted in tyson lee's cereal
is that really a saying, or are you making that up? either way, it's a little disturbing.
I may be mistaken, but I think that's from a Dave Chappelle-coined phrase.



"If you give me that kind of money, R. Kelly could fart in my dinner, tonight....spray fart."

Edited: I can't quite figure out the context of how it's being used in the original post, these are just the only 2 instances of that phrase I've ever heard.
 

lawdawg02

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but that's just nasty. i can't see it making any oral argument, ever. i can tell you, however, that i plead the FIF.



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lawdawg02

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"then his wife threw her titties in my hand."

black george bush is another of my favorites.

reporter: president bush, what do you think about the theory that the war in iraq is just a war for oil?
bush: oil? who said anything about oil, *****? you cooking something?
damn, i miss that show.
 
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It still kills me. Via wikipedia...

Robot Dancing Man - Set designer Karl Lake does the Robot dance in random places, including a barbershop, club, and a courtroom (in a deleted scene). In the skits, he is never acknowledged, despite the out-of-place behavior, nor does he acknowledge anyone. There have been a few exceptions to this rule. One of them is during the Slow-Motion skit, in the club, when Dave acknowledges him by saying "The Robot", and emulating him. Another is when Wayne Brady "takes over" the show, during one of the commercial break intros; Wayne is looking at Robot Man's moves and then proceeds to dance with him. There has also been an exception in the opening theme for Season 3 in which Charlie Murphy and Donnell Rawlings have hogtied and taken the place of the two men who start off the show. Robot Man is seen in the background doing his dance and the harmonica player yells out "Robot, help us!", but to no avail..