IT'S COMING IN 48 DAYS**

Dawgpile

Senior
May 23, 2006
2,371
877
113

 

Dawgbite

All-American
Nov 1, 2011
8,853
9,503
113
Coming soon, Moderator Time Shares. You too can bask in the enjoyment of herding a bunch of old adolescents as they stumble though the inter webs. A one time fee of $19.41 gets you two whole weeks of unfettered dominance over the huddled masses. No more “ wishing” someone was banned for a month, you now have the power. Your one time fee of $19.41 gets you a lifetime of self importance. Shares are non transferable and require an annual fee of $7.77 for site cleaning and maintenance in perpetuity. Don’t wait, time is running out!
* All proceeds will go towards the new SPS audio and video sports observation museum and viewing facility due to break ground adjacent to DS house spring of 2024.
 

Maroon Eagle

All-American
May 24, 2006
18,039
7,856
102
Coming soon, Moderator Time Shares. You too can bask in the enjoyment of herding a bunch of old adolescents as they stumble though the inter webs. A one time fee of $19.41 gets you two whole weeks of unfettered dominance over the huddled masses. No more “ wishing” someone was banned for a month, you now have the power. Your one time fee of $19.41 gets you a lifetime of self importance. Shares are non transferable and require an annual fee of $7.77 for site cleaning and maintenance in perpetuity. Don’t wait, time is running out!
* All proceeds will go towards the new SPS audio and video sports observation museum and viewing facility due to break ground adjacent to DS house spring of 2024.
I knew Wardlaw had to be here… **
 
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jethreauxdawg

Heisman
Dec 20, 2010
10,820
14,226
113
Frisky is getting home and she meets you at the door wearing chaps, a cowboy hat and nothing else. Reluctantly willing is when you reach under her sweatshirt for a boob grab and she just sighs disgustingly instead of slapping your hand.
I don’t complain about either of those situations
 

TaleofTwoDogs

All-Conference
Jun 1, 2004
4,097
1,840
113
Coming soon, Moderator Time Shares. You too can bask in the enjoyment of herding a bunch of old adolescents as they stumble though the inter webs. A one time fee of $19.41 gets you two whole weeks of unfettered dominance over the huddled masses. No more “ wishing” someone was banned for a month, you now have the power. Your one time fee of $19.41 gets you a lifetime of self importance. Shares are non transferable and require an annual fee of $7.77 for site cleaning and maintenance in perpetuity. Don’t wait, time is running out!
* All proceeds will go towards the new SPS audio and video sports observation museum and viewing facility due to break ground adjacent to DS house spring of 2024.
As head of his HOA, we will fight that gaudy intrusion into our beloved neighborhood!