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THAT. IS. AWESOME.
This is looking forward to Christmas all year and Christmas morning you wake up to a bloody, hacked up, shot-up pile of reindeer corpses and a wrecked sleigh, and just as you open your door to examine this horror further, Santa pops out from under the wreckage, says "17 you, you don’t get any presents!" and blows his own head off.
THAT. IS. AWESOME.