It's meltdown time!!

civildawg88

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http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/9/...me-longhorns-mack-brown-gators-driskel-kiffin

Some of my favorites:

If someone puts a bullet in Manny's head and I'm on the jury. I'm acquitting.

Aren't all these white boys 30 and married with 4 kids? Jesus.
Did I mention they are white?

Just found out I'm HIV positive tonight. Got it from a toilet seat in a bar off Montrose.It was the second-worst news of the evening

Driskel threw his helmet down in anger but it was intercepted





 

jacksonreb

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on head to head yesterday late a fla fan called in and just went OFF on cross for saying fla didn't have a reciever who would start for ole miss. really took it personally. best rant i've heard in a while. the fla crowd is really wound tight right now.
 

patdog

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Always love the meltdowns.

Our defense would fit right in with tecmo bowl trying to tackle bo jackson.
 

The Peeper

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I heard that guy, that was a meltdown, if they hadn't gotten him on the air he would have stroked out on hold. Cross didn't seem to know how to reply other than "yes we have been to Omaha" My guess is that today, after having time to think of replies, Cross will take up an entire segment w/ rebuttal.
 

AFDawg

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Muschamp was born to be in a GIF.
 

Original48

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I'm partial to this mild mannered Longhorn fan who has broadened his scope of criticism...

"Is this where we post if we are not going to another game until the band gets a twirler that doesn't look like a manatee? I'm getting used to watching the football team get *** raped, but I see no reason not to be able to see an attractive twirler in a skimpy outfit at halftime."
 

jacksonreb

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i know nothing about fla's recievers. i would be surprised if they didn't have somebody who could make our seond team if that's what cross said. i didn't hear that part. i do think as a group our first 5 recievers are top drawer.
 

RocketDawg

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He sees his millions slipping away. Gotta blame somebody.

Mamas might not be too happy though.