Jones County never disappoints
- Thread starter The Cooterpoot
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If the girl he met online is human, this is progress
That kid is literally going places, props to him***
Don't know why the younger generation thinks stealing vehicles is so cool. This is an epidemic all over the country.
They need to prosecute Dad of the Year too while they're at it. Jeezus.
Stole a school bus?!! One has to wonder what his plan was. Did he run the route??
At least he wasn't <17>ing a dog
I hope he can get straightened out. Next thing you know this kid will be committing way worse crimes than this, like scattering pennies at someone’s feet and shouting f the Jews.
It is like watching Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm with all the DRAMA captured on video
The article just said he was meeting a girl, it didn't say girl what?
I guess it's undefeated regardless of species.
Stole a school bus?!! One has to wonder what his plan was. Did he run the route??
I fail to understand how wanting to get out of Jones County is a crime
Like my granny used to say, "Long as yall happy, baby"
I can't get my 18 y/o daughter to finish getting her drivers license. She barely leaves her room.
This kid has the spirit of adventure lacking in a lot of today's teenagers. He should be awarded honary Gen X status.
This kid has the spirit of adventure lacking in a lot of today's teenagers. He should be awarded honary Gen X status.
If he hadn't have done burnouts at the Illinois gas station, he probably would have made it to his destination.
In Jones county stealing a bus is considered small crime. Literally, people will say it could be a lot worse.
You would flee the state too if your girl dumped you for your best friend that walked on four legs.
Speaking of, I was at Laurel CC this week. Very nice course.
What's the best thing to do in Laurel on a Saturday night?
-Load up the truck and drive to Hattiesburg.
-Load up the truck and drive to Hattiesburg.
No but he did stop at the railroad crossing and opened the bus door to check for trains. Safety first!Stole a school bus?!! One has to wonder what his plan was. Did he run the route??
What’s the old saying, “the bad decisions of today make for the great stories of tomorrow”.
Could’ve gone 45 all the way from Meridian. We will have to wait for the movie to know for certain. Unless it’s on a Disney channel.
For your Friday delight. Enjoy... song has been cut, video in the works
“GONE A FEW DAYS (THE JONES COUNTY JOYRIDE BLUES)”
(Verse 1)
Well down in Jones County there’s a boy you oughta meet,
He’s fourteen years of trouble with size-sixteen feet.
Last May he stole a school bus, just wanted to feel free,
But this time he said “I need horsepower… a Denali GMC.”
(Verse 2)
He crawled through an A/C vent like a raccoon on the prowl,
Grabbed a key fob off the counter, with a teenaged rebel growl.
Said, “Daddy don’t you worry, I’ll be back in a couple days,”
Then he peeled out from Big L’s lot like the Dukes of Hazzard with braids.
(Chorus)
Now he’s doin’ burnouts up in Illinois,
Gas-station crowd yellin’, “Dang, that boy’s a boy!”
He said, “I drove all night for a girl I met online,”
But the cops said, “Son… this ain’t Dateline.”
From Mississippi mud to them Midwest lights,
He’s the legend of the cross-state joyride nights.
(Verse 3)
When the troopers rolled up, they couldn’t believe their eyes,
Thought he’d be twenty-somethin’, not half that size.
They said, “Where you headed, buddy?” He said, “Up North for romance.”
“Son, you ain’t even old enough for a school dance.”
(Bridge)
Now Illinois wants charges, Mississippi might too,
Everybody’s askin’, “What are we gonna do?”
The judge scratched his head, said, “This kid’s somethin’ else…
Fourteen years old and already outlawin’ himself!”
(Chorus)
So he’s doin’ burnouts up in Illinois,
Gas-station TikTok’s cheerin’, “There goes that Jones County boy!”
All for a girl he ain’t met in real life,
Man, puberty hits hard… and apparently drives.
From Ellisville streets to that Midwestern sky,
He’s the legend of the cross-state joyride guy.
(Outro)
Now parents, hide your keys, your buses and your rides,
‘Cause that boy from Jones County might be goin’ for a drive.
And if he says he’ll be “gone a few days,” don’t take it lightly—
Check your car, check your vents… and maybe tuck those keys in nightly.
“GONE A FEW DAYS (THE JONES COUNTY JOYRIDE BLUES)” (Verse 1)
Well down in Jones County there’s a boy you oughta meet,
He’s fourteen years of trouble with size-sixteen feet.
Last May he stole a school bus, just wanted to feel free,
But this time he said “I need horsepower… a Denali GMC.”
(Verse 2)
He crawled through an A/C vent like a raccoon on the prowl,
Grabbed a key fob off the counter, with a teenaged rebel growl.
Said, “Daddy don’t you worry, I’ll be back in a couple days,”
Then he peeled out from Big L’s lot like the Dukes of Hazzard with braids.
(Chorus)
Now he’s doin’ burnouts up in Illinois,
Gas-station crowd yellin’, “Dang, that boy’s a boy!”
He said, “I drove all night for a girl I met online,”
But the cops said, “Son… this ain’t Dateline.”
From Mississippi mud to them Midwest lights,
He’s the legend of the cross-state joyride nights.
(Verse 3)
When the troopers rolled up, they couldn’t believe their eyes,
Thought he’d be twenty-somethin’, not half that size.
They said, “Where you headed, buddy?” He said, “Up North for romance.”
“Son, you ain’t even old enough for a school dance.”
(Bridge)
Now Illinois wants charges, Mississippi might too,
Everybody’s askin’, “What are we gonna do?”
The judge scratched his head, said, “This kid’s somethin’ else…
Fourteen years old and already outlawin’ himself!”
(Chorus)
So he’s doin’ burnouts up in Illinois,
Gas-station TikTok’s cheerin’, “There goes that Jones County boy!”
All for a girl he ain’t met in real life,
Man, puberty hits hard… and apparently drives.
From Ellisville streets to that Midwestern sky,
He’s the legend of the cross-state joyride guy.
(Outro)
Now parents, hide your keys, your buses and your rides,
‘Cause that boy from Jones County might be goin’ for a drive.
And if he says he’ll be “gone a few days,” don’t take it lightly—
Check your car, check your vents… and maybe tuck those keys in nightly.
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