Keeping Flood is Like....

[coldsprings_rivals]

1. LL Bean not hiring extra order clerks for the Holiday season because they have budget problems.
2. Your supermarket turning up the dairy case thermostat to 50 degrees to save on electricity.
3. Costco retaining a greeter who spits on the customers as they enter the store.
4. Finding out your IT chief once worked as a fake telephone "Microsoft engineer" scam artist and retaining him because he works cheap.

 

[soundcrib]

Being a girl from UM and keeping Jabrill Peppers in your sex life.

 

[Hondo77]

 

[RobertG]

Getting an enema with Tabasco sauce.

 

[Wild_Knight]

Is like going 0-1 every day.

 

[Jackson206:)]

Getting an enema with Tabasco sauce.

And then wiping your *** with sand paper...

 

[zappaa]

Using the inexperienced secondary and no Hamilton as an excuse why we have no idea or concept on how to defend a screen pass...
Pathetic

 

[RUchip]

Buying a flip phone in 2015

 

[devoted2ru]

Driving your car repeatedly into a brick wall and then actually believing your GPS unit when it announces, "You have arrived".

 

[Blitz8RU]

Allowing a cancer to fester until it becomes terminal.

 

[jor22]

Like going to battle against the Indians and you find out General Custard is in charge.

 

[Blitz8RU]

Bringing a knife to a gunfight

 

[keav8447]

The chill of the wind as I rush down the slope of a ski jump......wait, that's a York Peppermint Patty.

Keeping flood is just depressing.

 

[RUSK97]

Bringing a knife to a gunfight

I think you're being awfully generous Blitz. More like going into a gunfight with your bare fists, except that you realize your arms have been tied behind your back.

 

[PhDKnight]

Fading into Bolivian
- M. Tyson

 

[RUJohnny99]

Going thru all your pockets to find enough change to order off Wendy's dollar menu, and then choosing the plain baked potato.

 

[R1776U]

keeping flood is more of a joke than this

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

Wiping your *** with sandpaper because it was cheaper than tissue