There was this guy in the hospital and his doctor came to see him in the evening. The doctor noticed that the patient had just eaten dinner. The Doctor asked “was his meal good?” The patient replied, “ it was very tasty but the Kentucky Jelly the nurse put on the table was hard to swallow.” <o></o>
I know it wasn't that funny but it was clean.
There's a sign floating around on the internet of a young, hot Kentucky coed with a sign that says "Kentucky Girls Like Dick" and of course they are referring to Dick Vitale. That sign, photoshopped to say "Dak" would look great at the top of the board.