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DerHntr

All-Conference
Sep 18, 2007
15,830
2,787
113
Ashley Judd likes the Dak
 
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GloryDawg

Heisman
Mar 3, 2005
19,508
16,793
113
"Better make a big batch of that KY Jelly"


There was this guy in the hospital and his doctor came to see him in the evening. The doctor noticed that the patient had just eaten dinner. The Doctor asked “was his meal good?” The patient replied, “ it was very tasty but the Kentucky Jelly the nurse put on the table was hard to swallow.” <o:p></o:p>
I know it wasn't that funny but it was clean.
 

tenureplan

All-Conference
Dec 3, 2008
8,561
1,192
113
We're going to shove our Dak down Ashley's throat

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 

Drebin

Heisman
Aug 22, 2012
21,573
25,148
113
Ashley Judd likes the Dak

There's a sign floating around on the internet of a young, hot Kentucky coed with a sign that says "Kentucky Girls Like Dick" and of course they are referring to Dick Vitale. That sign, photoshopped to say "Dak" would look great at the top of the board.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

All-Conference
Jun 20, 2001
10,778
1,581
113
A Scrappy team hosting the #1 school in the country? Now Kentucky knows what....

...it's like to be Mississippi State.
 

DerHntr

All-Conference
Sep 18, 2007
15,830
2,787
113
That's it. These are the end of days. MSU is #1 and I'm the winner. Crazy.