Alright, I'll give my greatest Kang story of all time. My best friend and I were playing an emergency 9 at State during summer. We were on #9 I hit fairway, Chris was in the trap on #1. As he was getting ready to hit somebody on the tee box hits one left in the water, Chris hits and as I was walking to my ball, a ball hits the fairway 20 yds left of me, I was bitching saying how I'm going to give this ******* a piece ofmy mind when the Kang rolls up in a cart and I swallow my tongue. He hits his shot short of the green as do I, we get our stuff and Jackie gives us a lift on the cart to the green where I tell him that my friend is a Bama fan, and he says That explains why he hit that ****** shot. We both chip up, me to 6 feet, Sherrill to 7 on the opposite side of the cup, he drains it, I miss mine 2 in" to the left. Jackie starts giving me putting tips and I ask him what did you make on this hole? He said we can play it again for $500. I said that is two weeks salary for me, that is two hours for him. He laughed. On the way back to our cars, (my friend was playing in sandals I was playing in ****** golf shoes) Jackie asked us what size we wore, I'm a 9.5 Chris is a 11, Coach Sherrill said sorry all I have are 13's and the back of his SUV is full of Nike Golf Shoe boxes.