BREAKING: The LA Times, the largest news site in California, just released an article confirming that President Trump's orders are entirely responsible for the massive new water flow into Californian cities.
- The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers abruptly increased the amount of water flowing from two California dams.
- After President Trump signed an order calling for increased water deliveries.
- Local water managers, who were caught off-guard by the decision, said they convinced Army Corps officials to release less water than originally planned.

The next time you Liberal Californians turn on your showers or drink water, please take a moment to thank God for giving you Trump to undo the damage the Democrats have done to your state.