That's child abuse to me.
I gave my kids normal names.
I drug them down to Starkville for games, and they still love MSU, but one's primarily an Auburn fan, and the other a Bama fan.
It's kind of like, you share your religious beliefs with your offspring, but in the end, they've gotta go for themselves.
As a parent, I mean...really.
Just to make this a sports post: Happy Easter.