Lance Armstrong coming out of retirement.......

Xenomorph

All-American
Feb 15, 2007
15,238
8,823
113
..Because there aren't many people in this country that I believe can name anyone else who pedals for a living.
 

Oxford Godfrey

Redshirt
May 29, 2007
876
0
0
Thanks Lance, for inspiring a generation of balding mid-lifers to opt out of a motorcycle or skydiving trip to get in my goddamn way in traffic while wearing flourescent spandex. Your bravery inspired a generation of douchery.
 

SWFLDawg

Redshirt
Feb 27, 2008
158
0
16
was the ***** redneck in the f250 that flipped off my cycling group and then rolls up the window and cowers when we catch him at the next stop light. Was that you Oxford Godfrey?
 

ARebel21

Redshirt
Aug 30, 2008
69
0
0
Kudos to Lance.

No one this side of Magic Johnson has had his blood analyzed more.

They haven't caught him yet because he's clean. $+@# the doubters.

Go and win it again Lance.