Legal help

MeridianDog

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you could make contact with someone in yourlocal chapter of one of the following social clubs:

Desperadoes
Pagans
Outlaws
Hell's Angels
Bandidos
Vagos
Angels of Death
Highwaymen
Sons of Silence
Warlords

Find a fairly high level contact and then offer hima good faith payment -Maybe$1,000 in 20's to show your honest intention of striking a business arangement- and ask him if he could have the boysdrop by and "Talk to Her". You'll need to give him an address to find her that is away from unkle-deep-pockets. Tell them there willbe another $5,000 coming after they convince herof the error in dooin your unkle the way she is dooin him.After the initialcontact you shouoldn'tmake face to face contact again, but shouldleave the money in a secluded location and thencall them from a pay phone and let them know where it is so that they can come by and pick it up. The chance of getting an additional $5,000 should entice them into going through with the discussion with her. Ask if they could be sure to send a convincing talker so everyone could be certain that she is convinced when the talking is done.

Good luck if all of this winds up in Parchman. Should that happen, do whatever it takes to stay away from camp #4, which I understand is where they keep Bubba. Heaven help you should he see you as "purdy".

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Marry her. sounds like she will be wealthy in a few years.

Yes, that sounds lots better.
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idog

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before he gets to a pen...</p>
 

tenureplan

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Maybe your spouse/domestic partner will let you watch the final 4 in lieu of LMN this weekend.
 

VirgilCain

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if anything, tell your uncle to be a %*@!%+# MAN about it.

Lead her to believe she's gonna get a bunch of **** when you die, then actually leave her nothing. So what if she gets upset about it.... youre dead anyway.

Like i said before, be a man, screw her, literally & figuratively.... then leave her unsatisfied. literally & figuratively.
 

patdog

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An interesting lawsuit I've worked on was a similar situation. Kids were all out of state and the family next door took care of elderly mom and had some control of her bank accounts. After mom died, kids find out that hundreds of thousands had been transferred to this family over the last 4-5 years. Kids sue the family. But the woman was of sound mind and signed some of the checks herself. I've always wondered if mom just gave her money to the only people who showed her any love in those years instead of her ******* kids, or if the sleazebag neighbors just half-*** took care of her so they could siphon off all her money. I still have no idea if I was working on the right side or not.
 

coach66

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good with the victim right before the death and takes uber care of the person and just so happens to have them sign some documents leaving everything to them. It happened to my father who is now 82 and he is still bitter as hell about it. Payback will come for ***** like that but with our legal system unless you take the aformentioned social club approach it won't happen in your lifetime and on this planet.
 

fishwater99

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I assume your parents have talked to your uncle about this to no avail.

So you have a few choices.
1. Deed the land to your parents and fight the nurse "*****" in court once he passes, be sure to get a doctor or two to come and declare him incompetent ASAP.
2. Convince your uncle that he is doing the wrong thing and pay another, better looking woman to come in and service him for free.
3. Find the new will, destroy all copies of it, and then convince said care giver "*****" to disappear, this can be done by paying her some cash or someone else to convince her..

Good Luck
 

MeridianDog

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just abystander with an active imagination.

These would be people you would want to stay away from. Show respect, but leave them alone.