Lightly altered Bible verses Freeze could use about now

[T-TownDawgg]

Lamentations 3:
14 I became the laughingstock of all my people; they mock me in song all day long.
15 He has filled me with bitter herbs
and given me bathtub hooch to drink.
16 He has broken my teeth, but needed military grade titanium to carry it out;
he has trampled me in the dust.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Matt. 23:29;
“Woe to you, teachers of the law of Flipmas and poor football fundamentals, you hypocrites! You build tombs for the prophets and fill them with yourself for fake funerals to masquerade as someone righteous or someone not afflicted with mental illness

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Matt. 23:3;
“So you must be careful to do everything they tell you. But do not do what they do, for they do not practice what they preach. 4 They send State-issued messengers to gather up heavy, cumbersome call girls and put them on other people’s shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.

 

[GloryDawg]

John 11:35. "Freeze wept."

 

[thatsbaseball]

"Render unto YellaWood the things that are YellaWood's"