LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE SIXPACK INBOX...

dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
39,341
18,674
113
I knew something wasn't on the up and up.

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Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The President/CEO</p>

Dear Sir,</p>

Confidential Business Proposal</p>

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information
gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I
have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum
of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United
States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from
an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for
about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was
however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense
account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.</p>

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where
you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants,
we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require
your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for
us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental
to the transfer.</p>

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with
the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find
this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:</p>

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.</p>

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality
and easy communication.</p>

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.</p>

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type
into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining,
comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take
us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.</p>

Please reply urgently.</p>

Best regards</p>

Sunday Nkemdiche</p>


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dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
39,341
18,674
113
I knew something wasn't on the up and up.

</p>
Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The President/CEO</p>

Dear Sir,</p>

Confidential Business Proposal</p>

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information
gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I
have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum
of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United
States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from
an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for
about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was
however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense
account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.</p>

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where
you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants,
we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require
your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for
us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental
to the transfer.</p>

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with
the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find
this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:</p>

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.</p>

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality
and easy communication.</p>

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.</p>

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type
into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining,
comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take
us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.</p>

Please reply urgently.</p>

Best regards</p>

Sunday Nkemdiche</p>


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OxpatchReb

Redshirt
Jan 25, 2011
324
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Auburn spends what... $240K for an NC, so what do we do?

We spend $47.5MM for a 17ing defensive end and a 3-9 record.
 

o_GuitarDawg

Redshirt
Jul 24, 2010
280
0
0
I honestly don't know if this is a joke or not. It is believable, and from what Nkemdiche has said so far I don't doubt it.
 

dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
39,341
18,674
113
Already got the first $10,000 deposit in my bank account as a show of good faith.
 

DerHntr

All-Conference
Sep 18, 2007
15,763
2,575
113


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NTDawg

Senior
Mar 2, 2012
2,270
939
113
They have already taken their fees from my bank account. So my payday should happen any day now.