MadDawg's Monday Arse of the Day

MadDawg.sixpack

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The Return of Arse of the Day Begins............



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PBRME

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You should've paced yourself. Starting off with a homerun is going to be hard to top.
 

MadDawg.sixpack

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and just to clarify, if the pic is linked, it's NSFW. Otherwise, the pic will be in the post with no link. And NSFW means there is some nipplage or other non-arse nudity. Generally, if it's in the post without a link, it's something you could see on regular tv (they have gotten pretty liberal with that lately.) </p>
 

skip dog

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But I wish you would post some "Reply rules." Such as:
1.) Nobody cares, or wants to know you need some alone time
2.) Nobody cares, or wants to know anything about your meat cleaver, polish sausage, one eyed winky, or how cold or how deep the water is for that matter
3.)No matter how fine your wife is, & I am blessed to have a hot wife, the ladies in MadDawgs post are in fact finer, some in a ****** sort of way, but 9 out of 10 times, your, my, their wife would not make this sort of post.
4.) If in your heart of hearts you feel your wife is finer than the ladies posted by MadDawg, please post pictures of her / it, & we will let you know.
5.) Nobody cares what you would do to it, or w/ it, chances are you have never done what you are saying you would do, & therefore, if presented the opportunity, you would run out of the room screaming like a little girl.
6.) For those gentlemen that find themselves over the age of 60, exceptions will be made b/c you have earned the right, just start your post off w/ something to the tune of "as I am a 60 year old fart, I feel inclined to say..........."

I think those are some good guidelines

Nice job MadDawg
 

AzzurriDawg4

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you should check out Barstoolsports.com, they do a "Guess that ***" just about every day. Usually it is a celebrity. Sounds right up your alley.

Here is the last one from Friday....Guess that ***
 

LightninInside

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But I am literally laughing my *** off sitting here on the balcony at my hotel. The old folks down at the pool are staring at me it is that bad.

Thanks Skip.

And bless you MadDawg.
 

ufojeffmac

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Wouldn't it be nice to see her and others up to her talent level on the new jumbotron. Ticket sales would go up for sure and more people would come into the game instead of staying out in the junction drinking, snorting, puking, and stealing from other tailgates.