But I wish you would post some "Reply rules." Such as:
1.) Nobody cares, or wants to know you need some alone time
2.) Nobody cares, or wants to know anything about your meat cleaver, polish sausage, one eyed winky, or how cold or how deep the water is for that matter
3.)No matter how fine your wife is, & I am blessed to have a hot wife, the ladies in MadDawgs post are in fact finer, some in a ****** sort of way, but 9 out of 10 times, your, my, their wife would not make this sort of post.
4.) If in your heart of hearts you feel your wife is finer than the ladies posted by MadDawg, please post pictures of her / it, & we will let you know.
5.) Nobody cares what you would do to it, or w/ it, chances are you have never done what you are saying you would do, & therefore, if presented the opportunity, you would run out of the room screaming like a little girl.
6.) For those gentlemen that find themselves over the age of 60, exceptions will be made b/c you have earned the right, just start your post off w/ something to the tune of "as I am a 60 year old fart, I feel inclined to say..........."
I think those are some good guidelines
Nice job MadDawg