Man having a vasectomy during an earthquake…

[Maroon Eagle]

Take a glance at the t-shirt

‘Mostly felt like a speed bump’: US man on getting vasectomy amid earthquake

Justin Allen says he thought doctor was ‘messing’ with him and that they’d never forget where they were during quake

www.theguardian.com

And this is in the freakin’ Guardian…

 

[dawgman42]

Mississippi State sports apparently more than prepared this guy for such an event.

 

[DawgsGoneWild]

Mississippi State sports apparently more than prepared this guy for such an event.

That would have been a colonoscopy

 

[dawgman42]

That would have been a colonoscopy

Yeah, through the pee-pee hole.

 

[17itdawg]

Yeah, through the pee-pee hole.

17... I need go back in time and not read that. That made me hurt.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Yeah, through the pee-pee hole.

Lithotripsy

#kidneystones

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Average to slightly below average in weight.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Lithotripsy

#kidneystones

I've had that one time. Didn't mind that. But if I ever hear another doctor mention the word stent again in my life when referring to that section of my body there's going go be a fight to the death. I didn't know the human body could leverate until the doctor pulled that thing out. I'm sure they heard me in the lobby, out in the parking lot, and perhaps across town.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

I've had that one time. Didn't mind that. But if I ever hear another doctor mention the word stent again in my life when referring to that section of my body there's going go be a fight to the death. I didn't know the human body could leverate until the doctor pulled that thing out. I'm sure they heard me in the lobby, out in the parking lot, and perhaps across town.

You know you could have had anesthesia…

 

[Mr. Cook]

Lithotripsy

#kidneystones

Do not even joke about stones

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Do not even joke about stones

No joking at all.

I’ve had lithotripsy.

But I also had anesthesia.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

You know you could have had anesthesia…

Putting it in I did. But when he removed it he did it at his doctor's office. He made no mention of such. Just gave me a hydrocodone about 20 minutes before he started his mining exploration.

 

[3000lbchicken]

thought this was a baseball thread**

 

[kired]

Surely he posts here, who is it?

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Pretty sure the power went out during my circumcision. It would explain a lot... Or at least a little.

 

[Dawgbite]

Putting it in I did. But when he removed it he did it at his doctor's office. He made no mention of such. Just gave me a hydrocodone about 20 minutes before he started his mining exploration.

Mine didn't give me ****. I was watching on the tv screen when he jerked it out like he was cranking a weed eater. I came about two feet off the table.

 

[FreeDawg]

This is actually a beautiful microcosm of MSU fandom. An earthquake hits when you have a razor on your nutsack. Of course it would