Melt down time folks.

Jacknut1

Redshirt
May 23, 2010
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"If I make it through football season without shooting my face off it's going to be a miracle. Thanks Auburn."

Classic!
 

rem101

Sophomore
Jan 22, 2008
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A few good ones.

I'm beginning to feel like a Vanderbilt fan, except I'm not that smart and don't have any money.

Do OM fans just storm the field or do they storm the field and carry Chizik around on their shoulders.

Cheering for the Vols is like...
It's like a marriage. You get hurt sometimes, and sometimes it's really hard...but you could never love anyone else. This is hard to watch. And I want better. But I could never cheer for anyone other than my Vols. Here's hoping for a better second half and a better second half of the season.
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I thought you were going to say like getting kicked in the balls because right now it really sucks
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It's more like slitting your wrist incorrectly and wondering why you aren't dying.
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Except you can't punch the Vols in the face when they don't do the dishes.
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........like playing strip poker with my sister
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....is like scratching your balls in public. It feels good and embarrasing at the same time.


Tyler Bray tweet: "We have some bandwagon fans. Hopefully my apt. isn't egged."
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We won't throw eggs Tyler. We'll throw beer bottles and golf balls!

D trying not to show to much for the Bama game?

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drt7891

Redshirt
Dec 6, 2010
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What is unreal to me is how much Auburn fans really believe they have God's favor. That is unreal.

"Don’t bring God into sports. If it is a "God thing" when we win; it must be God’s will when we lose."
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"Our team is the team that God loves and supports and In defeat it is satan that drains our joy. Coach Chizic is a Godly man that deserves to win. We will not turn our back on the values that brought us a mnc."

"The God thing is finished. SATAN REIGNS OVER AUBURN!" God went back to South Bend!!!"

I don't know a single State, OM, Bama, LSU, Arkansas, or any other school for that matter that thinks they are favored by God in freakin' football (maybe Notre Dame is an exception... but I don't know any Notre Dame fans). These people are truly sick and delusional.​
 

civildawg88

All-Conference
Aug 22, 2012
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My favorites

What about ULM. They have to be thinking, "how did we lose to these guys"?

Do OM fans just storm the field or do they storm the field and carry Chizik around on their shoulders

my 93 year old grandpa ***** quicker than shaw can make a decision
 

RougeDawg

Redshirt
Jul 12, 2010
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Cant Wait for this **** weekly to merge gaps between Saturdays.... Priceless

If we win out it will be because of a lot of plane crashes.

Best play we had...a late hit by OU

Can I get a war eagle hahahahahaha we suck so bad I'm jst gonna turn on another game so I can see what real football looks like.

It's more like slitting your wrist incorrectly and wondering why you aren't dying.

If Dooley isn't going to use his pain killers, perhaps he could share them with the fans #VOLS

If #Dooley ever got a signature win beyond beating Ole Miss, said signature would look like it was written by a drunk 3rd grader. #Vols

We are Vandy with a big stadium.

i didn't think it could be any worse, but then my neighbor stopped sucking mark richt's cock long enough to call the police and file a noise complaint. fml.
 

patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
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Yeah. Something is seriously wrong with those people. The way they mix "religion" and their personal agenda (Auburn winning) is sickening. I can't imagine that God is too pleased when he sees his name being misused like that.
 

stinkfoot

Redshirt
Aug 23, 2012
327
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The best one from AU:

Auburn is a school before football. People come here to get an education, not for football or other sports.
 
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