Mutt... This is bad Germans but funny about soccer

DerHntr

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Bump. That was funny.

The comments about tying and no playoffs was gold.

"If you allowed a tie in the US, that might go down in Revelations as the cause for the Apocalypse."

"Ties and no playoffs... Why do you even do this?"
 
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Xenomorph

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Feb 15, 2007
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Dude for Uruguay just went Mike Tyson on an Italian player. Italian guy was running all over the field showing everybody the teeth marks. In the mean time the Uruguay player is down on the ground like he just got gut kicked.

These soccer dudes crack me up.
 
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rem101

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He's freaking nuts. Gets mad, bites someone. That is the 3rd time. Once in 2010, 2013 and today.
 

crushing

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He's lucky he hasn't bitten the wrong person. Who bites people in fit of rage? This guy needs to be gone for good.
 

patdog

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Funniest comment I've seen on this is that it's those giant beaver teeth of his. He has to bite things. It's just nature. How does the ref not give a red card for that? You can clearly see the bite mark.
 

HD6

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Beaver teeth is no excuse. You ever see Hugh Freeze biting anyone?
 

MSUDC11

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He will surely be retroactively suspended for the rest of the World Cup. Possibly longer. This is his third offense, and he's also gotten in trouble for racist remarks toward another player.

He's possibly the best striker in the world, but he's a disgrace to the game.
 

patdog

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FIFA really needs to just pull the trigger on a lifetime ban. He's just a thug and he's been given too many chances already. Suspensions of 8 games, 7 games, and 10 games for the other incidents.