This actually is an excerpt from my Fantasy football league where I post a weekly summary, but it seemed appropriate:
Ole Miss alumnus Dexter McCluster had a good week with 70 yards and a TD. Meanwhile, back in Oxford, Coach Houston Nutt sobs uncontrollably while clutching tightly to his D-Mac poster then goes back to watching Jacksonville State footage. McCluster pleads in his press conference for Coach Nutt to please stop drunk dialing him.
In local college football news, congrats to all three Mississippi teams. The Rebels beat the Bulldogs, the Bulldogs beat the Bulldogs, and the Golden Eagles beat the Bulldogs(LA Tech). As Lou Holtz would say, “It wathn’t a very good Thaturday for the bulldogth. Exthept for the Mithithippi Thtate Bulldogth. Go dogth! Now I’ll get back to jerking off while watching Rudy.”
Ole Miss alumnus Dexter McCluster had a good week with 70 yards and a TD. Meanwhile, back in Oxford, Coach Houston Nutt sobs uncontrollably while clutching tightly to his D-Mac poster then goes back to watching Jacksonville State footage. McCluster pleads in his press conference for Coach Nutt to please stop drunk dialing him.
In local college football news, congrats to all three Mississippi teams. The Rebels beat the Bulldogs, the Bulldogs beat the Bulldogs, and the Golden Eagles beat the Bulldogs(LA Tech). As Lou Holtz would say, “It wathn’t a very good Thaturday for the bulldogth. Exthept for the Mithithippi Thtate Bulldogth. Go dogth! Now I’ll get back to jerking off while watching Rudy.”