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FACT: At only 5'4", and never weighing more than 100 lbs, Jimmy Madison was the smallest president in history.
Calvin Coolidge was a tall midget. He was more normal sizedFACT: At only 5'4", and never weighing more than 100 lbs, Jimmy Madison was the smallest president in history.
So I you're saying I should rent a car to get out into the 'real' DC. [laughing]DC =
First time I went to DC with my family they said "we're going to the mall", I said "no thanks, shopping sucks", then I went and ate at Quiznos and walked around downtown looking at hot chicks and stuff.
10 year old Kaizer was amazed during his visit to Monticello. Cool place. Worth the trip IMHO.
Just make sure you wipe your feet off at the door. Jimmy and Tommy hate a dirty floor.
Tommy had no problem getting a little dirty.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK TOMMY JEFF WROTE OUR NATIONAL ANTHEMS SO SO WHAT IF HE LIKED TO DIP HIS WICK IN THE NOT-ACTUALLY-HIRED HELP???
Okie. So it looks like I am going to have to take a pee test. Officially stopped today.
I can pay and go do it myself, so the company isn't sending me. Just wondering how the best to do it.
I can pay and go do it myself, so the company isn't sending me. Just wondering how the best to do it.
Get really dehydrated 36 hours before the test, then eat lots of asparagus and chase it down with super-concentrated espresso. That'll teach those cocksuckers to make you piss in a bottle again.
Not yet man. I think I may have a couple of weeks. I can go anywhere I want to get it done because they aren't paying for it.
So what would you do? If you could go anywhere to get it done, what would you do?
I have been burning small amounts for awhile. Cut back quite a bit and have been Vegan for about 3 months.
FACT: Standing a scant 5'3" tall, the smallest doobie was legendary vocalist Michael Yah Mo Be There McDonald, who replaced original lead singer and guitarist Tom Johnston in 1978.
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wait as many weeks as possible. if they sense any irregularities in the test such as it being watered down because you downed 3 gallons of water before you went in, or they detect any sort of masking agents, they can just ask for a retest. unless you have some Lance Armstrong doping science cover up in your back pocket, it is best to just be clean.
Look here bud, random facts are my territory -- so, kindly, cut it the touch out.
sad part is, we have people here at the plant who "admit" they have drug problems, pay whatever it cost to go to the drug clinic and get the hard ****, just not as hard as oxy and heroin and abuse it. other employees who abuse opiates left and right, cause a Dr. prescribed them for whatever reason, headaches, pms, depression, who knows. but they are technically legal and pass their drug tests all day long. you, a normal person who smoked a joint on saturday night and gets hit with a test the following week gets taken down like a criminal. you get suspended, have to enter into the rehab program and get randomned at any point for the next year over a got damn joint.
Want me to come pee on you? Whoops. For you?
Sorry, man, but quit telling us your a gd vegan!!!! We get it! Clean living with a huuuuge penis that wont' fit in a pump. Eating model *** on the reg. We know. We know.
At least you gotta quit smoking your veggies for now. I quit like last christmas, relapsed the night UNC beat us those mfers...Been mostly clean since. It sucks.
It's a difficult game to play William as you know. And I'm going to type this knowing you already know this but hey, why not.
The sure fire bets are actually being clean or substitution. Substitution is risky but most testing sites will allow you to go into the bathroom by yourself. It's not a PO watching you whip out your dick and tracking the stream situation. With substitution you have to have the right temperature or it won't trigger the right color in the cup. That's a red flag and they'll likely either fail or consider inconclusive / force a retest. The most difficult aspect by far but very possible with practice.
Creatine is the huge issue with flushing. Color and temp are easy. I've seen some people swear getting on a regimen of creatine a day or two before the test will balance it out with the flushing....but others say that's ******** and it doesn't work...it probably doesn't. People who have said it works likely just got lucky and abstained enough prior to the test.
Metabolism is the key. From what I understand, you're a fit dude. This plays in your favor obviously. The reduced intake over the last few months also plays in your favor.
You need to max out the time allotted and abstain, as awful as that is my dude. Take some home tests before you go to the lab. They aren't as precise but I wouldn't go in until I got a clean home test. You'll at least have some indication that you could (likely will be) be good.
Also - do they expect you to have the lab send the results to them, I'd imagine? Or did they ask you to just go get it done and give them the paperwork?
The sure fire bets are actually being clean or substitution. Substitution is risky but most testing sites will allow you to go into the bathroom by yourself. It's not a PO watching you whip out your dick and tracking the stream situation. With substitution you have to have the right temperature or it won't trigger the right color in the cup. That's a red flag and they'll likely either fail or consider inconclusive / force a retest. The most difficult aspect by far but very possible with practice.
Creatine is the huge issue with flushing. Color and temp are easy. I've seen some people swear getting on a regimen of creatine a day or two before the test will balance it out with the flushing....but others say that's ******** and it doesn't work...it probably doesn't. People who have said it works likely just got lucky and abstained enough prior to the test.
Metabolism is the key. From what I understand, you're a fit dude. This plays in your favor obviously. The reduced intake over the last few months also plays in your favor.
You need to max out the time allotted and abstain, as awful as that is my dude. Take some home tests before you go to the lab. They aren't as precise but I wouldn't go in until I got a clean home test. You'll at least have some indication that you could (likely will be) be good.
Also - do they expect you to have the lab send the results to them, I'd imagine? Or did they ask you to just go get it done and give them the paperwork?
I'm not sure my brother. If you could use synthetic pee. Would you do it if you could set up your own appt at any place that does them?
If I'm not passing a home test at the end of the time allotted, yes I would. Flushing will almost surely result in a retest scenario. Some people have naturally diluted urine because of lifestyle or medical conditions so they won't fail you immediately...but they will make you retest with special instructions to lay off liquids running up to the test.
Are all testing places about the same?
Never took a pee test for employment. I'm thinking of setting up a few appts at different places to check. Ordering some pee strips when i get home. Thanks for the info bro!
Bigblue- yeah its a damn shame weed is so highly tested. Pissed off cuz of that
Mash- Lmao!!
Man, I'm still gonna pimp dehydration, asparagus, and espresso -- and maybe even add some heavily smoked barbeque.
That, or just rock a Golden Shower (no, not THAT golden shower)...
That, or just rock a Golden Shower (no, not THAT golden shower)...
Hahahaha
Mav- I'd rather Funky just pee the real thing on me. I'm a naturalist.
Mav- I'd rather Funky just pee the real thing on me. I'm a naturalist.
This is along the lines of what I was thinking. Get clean. Stay clean for the test. Try to test yourself first (home or pay for a lab). Know where you stand with things.
I don't know how well any of that detox stuff works. Maybe get liposuction since THC is stored in fat.
I honestly don't know about the differences between labs. I'd say a place like LabCorp or similar....you're initiating the test yourself...it's safe to assume you'll have privacy in the bathroom. In that bathroom, you'll see blue toilet water and the faucet will be shut off so you can't grab some drops and try to dilute it. Which wouldn't work anyway.
These labs have evolved over the years man, adapting to the hustle. Science and stuff. All to hang someone for some ganja. Truly sickening. You've always said it best yourself....it's not a drug test, it's a weed test. Any other drug, give it 2 or 3 days off and you're golden.
These labs have evolved over the years man, adapting to the hustle. Science and stuff. All to hang someone for some ganja. Truly sickening. You've always said it best yourself....it's not a drug test, it's a weed test. Any other drug, give it 2 or 3 days off and you're golden.
Willy's pee is 4:20. Mine is 409
If you are paying, you should be able to get information about their testing methods and detection limits.
I used to get drug tested at work. They sent us down to some place where all the junkies went to get clean or whatever. We got a breathilzer test, urine, and blood. I never did anything that I had to worry about, but I did worry about my stuff getting switched or being a 1 in a million false positive.
I used to get drug tested at work. They sent us down to some place where all the junkies went to get clean or whatever. We got a breathilzer test, urine, and blood. I never did anything that I had to worry about, but I did worry about my stuff getting switched or being a 1 in a million false positive.