Oh, yeah, and how can we forget Jamal Martinez? Remember when he played for Ricky P.?
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I thought there was a "b" and at least a couple more "r"s and "o"s in it. Something along the lines of Jemaroloroboro ?
Whenever I hear "Moab," I always think of Chevy eulogizing Aunt Edna...
Boys:
No one does pizza like NYC....With few exceptions.
New York is blowing up with new artisanal pies that are sublime. If for any reason you come up this summer, might I recommend the following:
First, the exception -
I'll stop there. There's a few more, but in the Big League thread, they were pimping Bearno's, which by all accounts - sucks cock.
No one does pizza like NYC....With few exceptions.
New York is blowing up with new artisanal pies that are sublime. If for any reason you come up this summer, might I recommend the following:
First, the exception -
- Frank Pepe's (clam pie) where one must take the metro North to Yale in New Haven, CT. Worth the trip.
- Arturo's : coal oven, Greenwich village my fav
- Vic's: just tried... Unreal, New from AVoce chef, Great Jones
- Speedy Romeo's: Lower East Side, small and off the beaten track... Wacky offerings, phenomenal.
- Roberta's: Brooklyn. Was the hype 4-5 years ago.
- Lombardi's : BKN regarded as the best... Nah, but close
- John's : Greenwich village... A legendary pie. First famous pizzeria.
- Patsy's: UNION SQUARE. Lunchtime quickie
- Eataly:. Mario Batali's food mall serves up some mean ****.
I'll stop there. There's a few more, but in the Big League thread, they were pimping Bearno's, which by all accounts - sucks cock.
Hey Kook, if it's not too late, could you go get one of those glorious pies so that I can eat it vicariously through you? Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Tomorrow, if weather and wife cooperate, I'm meeting fam at Arturo's for dinner. That way, I eat the dopest pie, avoid bus/PABT and I can start My Easter- Italian cooking shenanigans in the quickest way possible.
Fire down 2-3 Negronis and a salutè, Zardoz.
Fire down 2-3 Negronis and a salutè, Zardoz.
Love when Kooky goes all Italian on our asses.
Mario Batali has a food mall?
I could eat soooo many pizzas right now.
Kind of pumped for this cal 30 for 30.
Mario Batali has a food mall?
I could eat soooo many pizzas right now.
Kind of pumped for this cal 30 for 30.
Dammit. First Through made me get BBQ at lunch and now Kook's gonna make me get Italian for dinner. I ain't complaining though. Plus, since the missus is sick, afterwards I'll prolly peruse a little (lot) internet porn, get good and liquored up, then put on my CPAP and get a good night's sleep [banana].
Hey guys, what's up? Feels moderately decent to be back.
Mods please ban _Zardoz_ for wrongful impersonation. 30 days in the hole should suffice. TIA.
You two know the rules. You gotta fight while one of us holds you both at gunpoint and we have to decide who is the real one by shooting the fake.
All that pizza pie sounds tremendous.
I had 2 pb samaches and a bowl of mac n cheese for dinner. Bet I get Sams club frozen pizza this weekend.
I had 2 pb samaches and a bowl of mac n cheese for dinner. Bet I get Sams club frozen pizza this weekend.
Officially 20 days without meat. Lost about 15 pounds. Stress contributed too. But gut is officially gone.
Pat Adams just got told nationally to eat **** in the Cal 30 for 30.
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there is no way possible i could drop meat from my diet. i could quit porn before i could quit meat. damn your will is strong
i would feel a lot better if i quit drinking too, but i might not tolerate my wife anymore either. so...
****, i learned that you can drink all you want with other women
Mash, you wanted to see that chick I've been ruining my marriage over? haha
She's a foot model?? Gtfo. You f her feet man?
We get it willy ok? You can't fit in a penis pump, you have a 20 yo ex model gf, and you're a vegetarian with a highly functioning digestive system. Congratulations.
We get it willy ok? You can't fit in a penis pump, you have a 20 yo ex model gf, and you're a vegetarian with a highly functioning digestive system. Congratulations.
It's possible, but GD was it difficult. Like I said, I gave it a whirl because the gf is a veggie eater. I was able to do it, and I'll be honest, I felt healthier for a while.
However, a couple things made me give up on it. One, the foods I enjoyed wasn't giving me enough protein. After a couple months I started looking pale because of that. Two, the gas. If EQT could have figured out a way to store it, you could have bottled up my farts and used the gas to power three small cities for a decade. The stomach cramps were awful from it as well. Three, bacon. I couldn't live not having bacon. Bacon.
Mods, please ban for posting teh foot pron.Mash, you wanted to see that chick I've been ruining my marriage over? haha
Yeah, I've been trying to maximize as much protein as possible. It can be difficult. I just don't want to end up like one of those waifish goth homos. The farts are true, you're right. Bacon is the hardest part. You've nailed it all Herod.
She does clothes too. I guess she hasn't officially quit. That was last month. She got 16 free pairs of shoes plus like $2K for 8 or 9 hours of work for that deal
Just bustin' yo bawls. I get it. My gal has done some modeling in the past too. She got free clothes and **** all the time for stuff like that. Basically, if she wore it, she got to keep it and do an endorsement for it.
Yeah, it must be nice, right?
That's why I shop at TJ Maxx and Marshalls. Nobody gives me free ****. and I only got $8 to buy a shirt off the clearance rack.
Yeah. I think she went like five years or so that she never bought a pair of shoes. She even gave some away to people who wore the same size she did.