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Well, sometimes she got paid to model stuff she didn't like. Those were usually what got given away. That, or like you said, it was part of her payment to give her like 4 or 5 pair of the same shoe.
Oh, I'm sure. I bet there are hookers who bangs dudes they don't wanna bang. But they do it for the money... That chedda.
Well hell, we've all done stuff we don't want to do for money if you wanna get technical about it.
Mash, you wanted to see that chick I've been ruining my marriage over? haha
[cheers]
I know, bro. I know. Went through it 2012-2013. Hence 3 trips between Austin and Germany over an 8-month period.
Ever have one of those nights were you only slept like 2 hours but wake up feeling like you slept for a year? Having one of those mornings today. Cooking and getting ready for an Easter family shindig, didn't get to sleep until like 5am, was up at 7 and it was like I got a full night's sleep.
Never. That would have been useful when the kid was a baby. Felt like crap for like 3-4 months back then. If a person could function off 2 hours and feel like that every day, shew wee. Would love it.
-Speaking of kid, off today with her. Playground earlier, Sesame Street right now. The songs on this drive me bonkers and haunt me as I go about my life. Hope she naps well so dad can do some yard work/knock back some frosties.
-Pine pollen can eat ****.
Shes beautiful, Willy. Congrats man I hope everything works out great for yal man.
I've never dated nor been married to a modeler of anything. I guess I could lie and say I have. Maybe I have.
When I picture you Jed I picture you laid up on a couch smoking a crispy with two bad bitches on each arm rubbing your head.
I don't know whether to share this with y'all -- primarily for fear I'll lose a newly discovered "power" -- but here goes...
You know how you tap the screen on an iphone to position the cursor, and how most of the time if you're going to put it in the middle of a word (because you left out a letter and you ignored autocorrect because autocorrect sucks donkey schlongs but then you realized you didn't wanna send the text with an obviously misspelled word lest the recipient think you're an idiot so you decide to go ahead and correct it but you can't place the cursor in the right spot because you're fingers are too fat and it always goes a couple letters over or heaven forbid to the end/beginning of the word and you don't wanna waste time typing the whole thing over but you WILL waste even more time vainly tapping until you finally relent and admit to yourself you suck at cursor positioning) that you're gonna have to hold your finger to the screen to magnify the word and then drag the cursor to exactly where you want? Welllllll...I don't have to do that any more.
I don't know how exactly how this came to be, but over the past few weeks I've realized that, no matter how small the font setting on my iphone, I now have the unerring ability to tap and place that cursor wherever the hell I want. I mean I'm really good at this. Really REALLY good. Perfect, in fact. Hell, I've even TRIED to screw it up -- i.e. to intentionally place it between the wrong letters -- and I can't. It's actually scary, because I don't remember asking for this skill, nor have I actively tried to cultivate it.
Maybe I sold my soul to satan in a drunken stupor, I dunno, but I both love it...and hate it. I mean, If I'm gonna be eternally tormented when I die, then I'd rather have scored some play time with big-hootered, good-lookin women along the way instead of accurately tapping on a GD smartphone screen. Still though, it's pretty cool.
You know how you tap the screen on an iphone to position the cursor, and how most of the time if you're going to put it in the middle of a word (because you left out a letter and you ignored autocorrect because autocorrect sucks donkey schlongs but then you realized you didn't wanna send the text with an obviously misspelled word lest the recipient think you're an idiot so you decide to go ahead and correct it but you can't place the cursor in the right spot because you're fingers are too fat and it always goes a couple letters over or heaven forbid to the end/beginning of the word and you don't wanna waste time typing the whole thing over but you WILL waste even more time vainly tapping until you finally relent and admit to yourself you suck at cursor positioning) that you're gonna have to hold your finger to the screen to magnify the word and then drag the cursor to exactly where you want? Welllllll...I don't have to do that any more.
I don't know how exactly how this came to be, but over the past few weeks I've realized that, no matter how small the font setting on my iphone, I now have the unerring ability to tap and place that cursor wherever the hell I want. I mean I'm really good at this. Really REALLY good. Perfect, in fact. Hell, I've even TRIED to screw it up -- i.e. to intentionally place it between the wrong letters -- and I can't. It's actually scary, because I don't remember asking for this skill, nor have I actively tried to cultivate it.
Maybe I sold my soul to satan in a drunken stupor, I dunno, but I both love it...and hate it. I mean, If I'm gonna be eternally tormented when I die, then I'd rather have scored some play time with big-hootered, good-lookin women along the way instead of accurately tapping on a GD smartphone screen. Still though, it's pretty cool.
We are? I ain't tight wit any1 who call me brah......you knows wat i sez
Just some guy that posted around here a few times and then got locked away.
I think martin s&m had something to do with it.
If he had went to Louisville, he could have lost his virginity too.
Man that's just begging for a photoshop of Fieri behind the dude next to Timberlake.
I still say Guy Fieri was behind these guys somehow.
Yeah, I don't keep up with the recruiting much at all. I just wait to see who we sign…watch a few youtube vids of those dudes…try my absolute best to tune out Cal's whining about how young his team is…and then I try to learn all of their names by the time the SEC tourney starts. I usually just focus on the last names…or a nickname. Rinse…repeat.
Not to pat myself on the back too much…but I think I'm getting pretty good at it now. One could even say that I have mastered the process. But this upcoming season might just test my limits. But I'm looking forward to the challenge.
Not to pat myself on the back too much…but I think I'm getting pretty good at it now. One could even say that I have mastered the process. But this upcoming season might just test my limits. But I'm looking forward to the challenge.
Went to Disney for Spring Break. Didn't announce that on here because I'm still a bit freaked out about how things went down with Schpeerz.
@Willy4UK …I must say those rides at Sea World are dope. At least i think you were the one chirping about those rides on here last year…maybe not. Anyway, Mako, Kraken & Manta…all 3 good rides. Mako was my favorite.
@Willy4UK …I must say those rides at Sea World are dope. At least i think you were the one chirping about those rides on here last year…maybe not. Anyway, Mako, Kraken & Manta…all 3 good rides. Mako was my favorite.
Scream brother, real primal like. Toothaches are miserable.
Over at World of Beers by myself. Hell i may move back to lex here soon. Who knows
