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Maybe I can stay there when I go back to grad school. I'm always having recurring dreams that I'm back in Lexington about to start school with no where to live.
Dude, you come stay with Kooky and me. We'll bang all kinds of whores.
Dude. That's an understatement. We need to be out there now banging them.
Man... I'm staler than a crouton.
I'm so backed up, I'd blow my seed like an ISIS-bound MOAB.
When Willy roomed with Kooky
It turned out kinda spooky
They banged all kinds of nookie
An ******* eating feast
They munched all kinds of *******
It wasn't such a hassle
sex dungeons in their castle
An ******* eating feast
Neat
Sweet
Petite
So get your Trojan condom
And put that latex tube on
Then get your crazy freak on
An ******* eating feast
It turned out kinda spooky
They banged all kinds of nookie
An ******* eating feast
They munched all kinds of *******
It wasn't such a hassle
sex dungeons in their castle
An ******* eating feast
Neat
Sweet
Petite
So get your Trojan condom
And put that latex tube on
Then get your crazy freak on
An ******* eating feast
Channel 53 on Time Warner/Spectrum. Me and old lady gonna check it out.
Yep. For those that know UK football, after a feel good 7-5 season, Johnson will promptly **** his pants to open the season as the staff will think they can throw more with him. Kentucky drops another one to So. Miss. on the road, and he continues the runny squirts the next week. Hoak gets the nod three or four weeks in, and we spend another season asking why the coaches didn't see this in the spring game like we did.
What is this "sex" and/or "bang(ing)" to which you guys are alluding? I am confuse.
If you all move to Lex, I'll go out whoring with ya. Gotta come to church with me on Sunday, doh
@Kooky Kats & @herodotus6
OK, I'll bite.
WTF did Gunnar do in the spring game that was so smart/awesome to gain such praise? Was he quick to figure out that he is supposed to complete passes to the team with the same color jersey as his? Did he actually complete a pass or two for more than 10yrds? Did he go the whole game without fumbling a snap?
Inquiring minds and whatnot and so forth and the like…
OK, I'll bite.
WTF did Gunnar do in the spring game that was so smart/awesome to gain such praise? Was he quick to figure out that he is supposed to complete passes to the team with the same color jersey as his? Did he actually complete a pass or two for more than 10yrds? Did he go the whole game without fumbling a snap?
Inquiring minds and whatnot and so forth and the like…
His name is Gunnar. Automatic SEC starter, IMO
Overall he just looks miles ahead of Johnson. Looks more confident dropping back, and has completed some nice passes on two drives.
I like the way he moves, reads defense and his compact release is silky. Ball comes out of his hands quickly. I watch a lot of football and this I see my critique.
He LOOKS like a natural QB. If I were drafting for an NFL team, he's the only dude on roster who has the clubs in the bag.
Barker has a long, looping throwing motion... Nope.
SJ still doesn't hit wide effing open receivers and holds onto the ball too long. He will get creamed and his bony *** won't last . He always have a place in my heart cause 41-38 - but he's doodie.
Kooky just went more in depth with it, but I agree with all of this. Johnson had Baker wide open twice on passes that should have been walk in touchdowns. The first he underthrew so badly that the safety actually had better position to catch it, and the second he horribly overthrew him.
Hoak has been smooth. He's gotten the football out when he needed, and doesn't look lost or scared shitless as Johnson is apt to do. Dude just looks like he has "it".
Well, i just got home and turned on the game. Here's my initial, expert analysis…
- One team has only scored 17 points against UK's ****** defense.
- The other team has only scored 14 points against UK's ****** defense.
- The longest pass completion i have seen was a 12 yard screen pass to a RB.
- The 2nd longest completion i have seen was a 10 yrd pass to a WR…who then proceeded to fumble the ball away to UK's ****** defense.
- I aint impressed.
- I pretty much expect a repeat of last year…or worse.
- How long till BBM?
False. All of it. Get on board the pumper truck.
Not. Losing. More. Than. 4. Games.
(I honestly have no idea)
Guy just said we could get a 9/10 win season. Bhahahahahahhahah