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Zar_Doz

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welp. I may have destroyed my espresso machine...
 

Kooky Kats

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It's probably not like this, but I imagine Kooky's day as utter chaos and confusion from sun up until he gets back home EXCEPT for the 3 minutes that he stands at his kitchen window drinking his insanely perfect coffee concoction. All is quiet as the warm caffeinated beverage slides down his throat, the rest of the house and all its inhabitants blurrily swirling in the background; the sounds of wife, children and dog muted by the java. Then the last drop hits his tongue and he is immediately snapped back into the real world.
Nailed it.
 

herodotus6

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Funky, I think you should go all out on B(r)ushy Bill and make a Blushy Bill account to troll the **** out of him.
 

TriangleUKCat

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Happy birthday Willy, you sick bastard.

-JeMarlboro Baker kind of reminds me of John Jenkins from Vandy. Probably not the immediate impact that guy was but build/athleticism/shot mechanics look similar.
 
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AustinTXCat

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Thanks guys.

It was pretty good one. Didn't eat any butthole. But I sure tore up some *** in that office. It's gonna take a crew of 7 Merry Maids to get that smell out. I'm not shitting you. That office smells like dead ***.
Nothing like getting some on the job. Eff, yeah! You go, bro.
 
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ukwildcat2004

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Thanks guys.

It was pretty good one. Didn't eat any butthole. But I sure tore up some *** in that office. It's gonna take a crew of 7 Merry Maids to get that smell out. I'm not shitting you. That office smells like dead ***.

We now know that day as national willy day. Make of it what you will!:D
 

funKYcat75

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Had a strange but very clear dream last night.
- Drew Franklin and I are really close buddies and we apparently are in the same bible study group at church.
- Drew was playing a prank on everyone and he and Kylie Jenner decided to pretend they were having a baby
- Kylie's dad was still a man, and didn't like it.
- Drew and I had a long discussion about how this was a bad idea.
- Drew said we're not getting Bamba

Just, FYI
 

UKGrad93

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Had a strange but very clear dream last night.
- Drew Franklin and I are really close buddies and we apparently are in the same bible study group at church.
- Drew was playing a prank on everyone and he and Kylie Jenner decided to pretend they were having a baby
- Kylie's dad was still a man, and didn't like it.
- Drew and I had a long discussion about how this was a bad idea.
- Drew said we're not getting Bamba

Just, FYI
You need to get back to sleep and start dreaming until you get it right.
 
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mashburned

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Anybody follow recruiting? I need a half-*** rundown of what we got coming and stuff.

Kaiz?
Speers?...RIP miss you bud

I saw that Vanderbilt guy crush the jordan game. He looked like a prototypical 4 man. Looked really legit to me.

Quade Green looks no nonsense. No cute hair, no smile, I think I'll like him a lot more than pretty boy Fox who played D when he felt like it, and took time off to heal his bruises.

I like the fact our backup pg was starting for the world team. Must be pretty good.

I like the Jamal guy we got, but idk if he starts for us.

What's our likely lineup....

Quade
Hami
Vanderbilt
Mamba...lord please we need him

Those 4 seem like bonafied starters based on my extremely limited knowledge.

Who's likely to start at guard with Quade and Hami? Shooter....Jamal? If we don't get Mamba are we f'd?
 
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UKGrad93

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Gone:
Mulder
Hawkins
Willis
Fox
Monk
Briscoe
Hump
Bam (?)

Return
Daillo
Gabriel
SKJ
Wynyard

Signed
Greene
Alexander
Baker
Vanderbilt
Washington
Richards

Still Recruiting
Johnson
Knox
Bamba
 

mashburned

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Well I know as much you idiots.

I just don't know a thing about the guys we signed other than Quade and Vanderbilt. If the rest are near their caliber, we'll be pretty dang good.

My not so bold prediction: we will be better than last year. Lot better probably.

If we get bamba. We will be mucho imporoved inside with him and Vanderbilt. Our guards will actually play some D. Should be good.

*i guarantee I could eat more cake than anybody here. Just crushed two German chocolate squares. Could eat the whole damn pan in 10 minutes no problem.
 
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