Yowza!I'll murder that mfer ZarDoz.
Here, have some "welcome home" titties. You are appreciated.
Always awesomeness. Me needs another beer.
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Always awesomeness. Me needs another beer.
Simple solution: Stop being so mean, zardoz. BOOM! Simple as that.
Always remember and never forget…the Catpaw weblines is a safe space, man. Think of it as a safe tree with a nest. Or a cocoon if you will. A safe little cocoon where one can feel safe from mean people and political correctness flows freely like piss from a drunken hobo.
The technical term for it is the Drunken Hobo Piss Theory. Soooooo…never forget the drunken hobo piss theory and you will be fine, zardoz.
May the man who motor boated those titties RIP. I'm sure it was well worth it.I'll murder that mfer ZarDoz.
Here, have some "welcome home" titties. You are appreciated.
Not a horrible way to go man.
When I die bury me in titties.
Especially ones that are all natural like those. I've always considered myself a fan of big ol titties. I like a like junk in the trunk healthy not hefty. I never understood the itty bitty titty committee fan club.
*****, I was raised on da titty, and Ima die on da titty!
- James Madison
- James Madison
Yeah, I actually like Jeter. Not gonna trash him or his special day.
Congrats, El Capitan!
Congrats, El Capitan!
Just finished grilling out for Mothers Day. Marinated pork chops. 1" thick. Mashed garlicky potatoes. Baked beans. And peas in a gravy sauce. All washed down with bourbon and Mt. Dew cause I'm out of ginger ale.
I would be negligent however if i failed to mention that the Yanks have lost 3 of their last 4 and are currently down 7-0 in the 2nd inning against the lowly Astros…on Derek Jeter Day.
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Bourbon and Mt. Dew sounds like an awful combo. Unless you added the Mt. Dew in honor of our fallen comrade maverick1. In which case it would be more than acceptable.
Make that 8-0…still in the 2nd inning.
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The only funny/interesting thing this dude has ever tweeted.
Don't knock it til you try it. Well I've tried it my friend. And I'll never eat butthole with Willy again... :smiley:
I fell asleep early last night. Does anyone know who won the Yanks game vs the lowly Astros??? Surely the Yanks were inspired by El Capitan Night and came back and won. Anyone catch the score???
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What? You are single for good now?
Willy, my man, take that 100k job by the horns, f it real good, and don't look back. Don't ever look back, and for god sake don't ever get married. I wish Maverick was here to tell you that.
Willy, my man, take that 100k job by the horns, f it real good, and don't look back. Don't ever look back, and for god sake don't ever get married. I wish Maverick was here to tell you that.
Most likely Mash. I will know for sure in 5 days. Pretty sure it's over. Oh well. I tried. My luck hasn't been too good anyway in life. I'm the guy who plays the lottery, doesn't win , but actually owes it.
I haven't 100% gotten the job. I thought I did, but I'll know more on Friday about it.
I may go drink myself stupid tonight. Hard lesson to learn to learn in life. Shoulda known I end up single and prolly die alone. Kinda depressing day actually
Hang in there brother. Things will get better. Of course this will always suck. Just gotta keep looking ahead.
93, I have pretty good feeling things won't get better. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Actually hope you are right. But I know myself fairly well. Before I know it I will be 65 and jerking it to some fat *** wiper in a nursing home
Well **** me too. Just bury me next to my dogs, if I can afford that. If not, set me ablaze.
Hey at least Matt Jones didn't call you out in the big league thread. [pfftt]
I didn't mean that things would get better immediately. More of a long term approach on the getting better part. Two years ago, I went through some of what felt like the darkest, most depressing bs I could imagine. Thought I was going to lose my mind. It took a while. Things are better.
However, I resent the a-hole that caused me grief. I won't say much more than that on here. Don't need catpaw sending the FBI to my house.
Kooky- I appreciate it. Prolly the lowest I have felt in 20 something years. Hard to swallow (that's what she said-ha!)
93- Yeah, I'm hoping it gets better long term. I'm not sure it will. Can't help to be a pessimistic at the moment. Just majorily bummed out. Just thankful for the buddies on here. Ya'll have helped a lot. In ways you'll never imagined.
93- Yeah, I'm hoping it gets better long term. I'm not sure it will. Can't help to be a pessimistic at the moment. Just majorily bummed out. Just thankful for the buddies on here. Ya'll have helped a lot. In ways you'll never imagined.
Keep at him Mash, you've got his goat or whatevertf that saying is. Congrats.
Thin skinned ***** I guess? That rafters post a couple weeks ago kinda made that apparent. I'm expecting a new thread on rafters for everyone that's ever called him a douche in the coming weeks. Seems to be spiraling out of control with the hate reactions like many sportswriters seem to do. If you're reading this, Matt, because you're stalking Mash for new quotes, toughen up there bud it'll be ok.
William, like I've said man, you'll make it through homey...hate to see you in a spot like this. ****** of her to hold it over you like this but I guess it's whatever / expected. She needs to be honest with you and just let everyone move on from it, good or bad. Hell hath no fury tho, etc...
You'll be alright man.
Thin skinned ***** I guess? That rafters post a couple weeks ago kinda made that apparent. I'm expecting a new thread on rafters for everyone that's ever called him a douche in the coming weeks. Seems to be spiraling out of control with the hate reactions like many sportswriters seem to do. If you're reading this, Matt, because you're stalking Mash for new quotes, toughen up there bud it'll be ok.
William, like I've said man, you'll make it through homey...hate to see you in a spot like this. ****** of her to hold it over you like this but I guess it's whatever / expected. She needs to be honest with you and just let everyone move on from it, good or bad. Hell hath no fury tho, etc...
You'll be alright man.
Yeah, agreed man. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned..... Hmmm, well. back to the damn drawing board. hahaha
damn big Willy. hang in there bro.
on a good note, for me. I got out of jury duty, or possible jury duty. i submitted my intent for exemption as well as my letter stating reasons why and it worked. believe me, no one wants me on their jury. it's probably a good thing for everyone involved.
on a good note, for me. I got out of jury duty, or possible jury duty. i submitted my intent for exemption as well as my letter stating reasons why and it worked. believe me, no one wants me on their jury. it's probably a good thing for everyone involved.
Not really. ****'s in my face every day (I still work in the place that **** on my wife). I should let it go, but I tend to hold on to some **** too much.
Had a job interview a few weeks ago. Just got an email that they are making a decision on things this week. Could be a good salary bump, but also means moving my family. I haven't even been to the city where this possible new job is.
I don't remember if I told you about my brother. His second marriage ended badly. At one point she had charges against him and offered a plea deal that would have sent him to prison for 10 years. He ended up with house arrest or something for a year or so.
Anyways, this board and internet porn were useful. Still are.