If you float it frequently, the more likely it gets soaked.
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Retirement is for pouseys who can't work welll into their 100's
You caught me. I'm really a 35 year old dude with an assortment of fleshlights.
On this day, minus 9 years and 11 days ago, in Major League Baseball history...
Dude threw frozen rope strikes from centerfield, but bounced 'em in from the mound :eyes:
Dude threw frozen rope strikes from centerfield, but bounced 'em in from the mound :eyes:
A Scottish dude wearing a skin-tight Missouri Football t-shirt, cock-length rolled-up jorts, and knee-high, striped tube socks playing lead guitar in a band named after San Francisco??? Pure 70s awesomeness, baby...
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I believe they're named after Bay City, Michigan.
Which by all accounts is more manly than San Francisco.
Which by all accounts is more manly than San Francisco.
I remember that guy. Gd guy had cannon for arm but was an effing awful pitcher. Guy was so bad they made him quit and play outfield
Was an awesome pitcher who in playoffs beaned a couple batters and from there couldnt throw a strike...
Yep. Good memory. Pitching was so bad that he became an alcoholic
That dude couldn't hit a barn from the mound. But Kooky right. He had a laser from the outfield.
They shoulda moved the mound back like 300 feet
They shoulda moved the mound back like 300 feet
So this weekend i downloaded what i thought was a free app where you find whores near you. Apparently not. Got a $50 charge on my debit card. Told them to take that **** off right now.
Plus it's all fake profiles
Plus it's all fake profiles
Dammit, you are correct sir. I really thought it was San Fran.
That guitarist's outfit is still dope AF though.
Ankiel drank to try and calm his pitching nerves, IIRC. Typical St Louis lush.
Disappointed to hear that the Rollers aren't named after San Fran
2 days, Beyoncés.
Who recommended once upon a time to put ground pork and beef together for burgers? Ratio?
My kid being social and not yet driving by himself is really cutting into my Friday night girl-drink time. Hope he passes that test this summer.
That's enough out of you, Boston. Cavs in 5. Celtics draft Fultz and he bombs. Patriots all die of rickets. Red Sox lose the remainder of their games.
Stay cool.
Disappointed to hear that the Rollers aren't named after San Fran
2 days, Beyoncés.
Who recommended once upon a time to put ground pork and beef together for burgers? Ratio?
My kid being social and not yet driving by himself is really cutting into my Friday night girl-drink time. Hope he passes that test this summer.
That's enough out of you, Boston. Cavs in 5. Celtics draft Fultz and he bombs. Patriots all die of rickets. Red Sox lose the remainder of their games.
Stay cool.
Funky, NOW that's what i call a quality post.
Here's how it works for us. After 5 years state service, we are vested for retirement purposes only, no healthcare, under the "Rule of 60". We follow the "Rule of 80" (age + years of service) for all other benefits, including healthcare.
By November 2021, I'll have 11 years state service. My prior .mil service cannot count for retirement because I collect a .mil pension. Everyone else can count up to 5 years prior .mil service.
Sick leave: We receive 8 hours per month. Currently have 477 hours accrued. Goal is accrue 328 more hours between now and May, 2021. We go by 160-hour months. At any rate, June, 2021 is the target, as sick and vacation leave counts toward retirement. I got the healthcare piece covered.
Perhaps me and Willy can go bang lotsa hoes down in FL after all.
****, on a million dollar pension. We'll bang the whole state
Was it one of those add things that always pops up on pornhub? Always telling me that some horny chick lives 2 miles away.
Get that 10k in singles and make it RAIN!
craigslist? see a lot of "met this ***** on craigslist" on the pron hub. gotta be something to it right?
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Cavs will sweep the Celtics...and it won't even be close.
Warriors will sweep the Spurs...unless Kwaiiiiiii magically gets healthy...in which case it may go 5 or 6 games...maybe.
Cavs vs Warriors rematch will be worth watching. Will go 7 games. Prediction pending...currently leaning Warriors.
Would be funny if the Lakers drafted Fox. But they won't. They will draft Ball.
#TeamNoSympathy has set the over/under at 3.
That's the number of days into his summer vacation before funky bitches and moans about some random, mundane BS...while he aimlessly meanders about Lextown for 3 months.
Put the kaizer down for tree fiddy on the under.
Warriors will sweep the Spurs...unless Kwaiiiiiii magically gets healthy...in which case it may go 5 or 6 games...maybe.
Cavs vs Warriors rematch will be worth watching. Will go 7 games. Prediction pending...currently leaning Warriors.
Would be funny if the Lakers drafted Fox. But they won't. They will draft Ball.
#TeamNoSympathy has set the over/under at 3.
That's the number of days into his summer vacation before funky bitches and moans about some random, mundane BS...while he aimlessly meanders about Lextown for 3 months.
Put the kaizer down for tree fiddy on the under.
:thumbsdown:Just saw the news of Bamba to Texas. Oh well, what could've been.
Interesting to see how Shaka Smart uses him. No, I'm not attending any Horn's games this coming season.