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TriangleUKCat

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Evidently "Grimace Night" has led to one separation and several rumors of other discontent in the neighborhood. A last straw situation for the former and various degrees of decrepitness exacerbating already boiling things for the latter. Hen talk and what not. My wife only smirked at the spider bite I got laying on the deck in the middle of the night. She's not a crazy broad (mostly) like some of the rest around here though.

Grimace, you rascal.

No adult male beverages so far this week...maybe tomorrow?

funky, an adult male beverage is nothing you drink, ever. Just to clarify.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Damn man. Crazy how one night can cause such change. But I'm guessing "Grimace Night" was just the catalyst for something that was already slowly brewing over time.
 
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TriangleUKCat

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No doubt, Willy. On the surface, under the surface. Separation couple was surprising though...not who I would expect among the other people.

Moral of the story is Grimace has and always will suck ***.
 
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UKserialkiller

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TriangleUKCat said:
No doubt, Willy. On the surface, under the surface. Separation couple was surprising though...not who I would expect among the other people.

Moral of the story is Grimace has and always will suck ***.
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Usually those surprise couples that separate are the ones that were most in danger. Yhey don't show it.

I was in one of those relationships. Everyone thought we were awesome. Not the case at all.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Effing can't watch the us canada game live because GD brighthouse/spectrum says i have to be paying for cable to watch it. I was like mf'ers i pay ya'll $50 a month for GD internet to watch a GD game on the GD internet. I'm effing pissed off
 
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mashburned

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F cable. Watch this US soccer game. And how is Cal the first coach to ever lose in this tournament??? What a loser. Guess he should have taken Anthony Davis and Kidd Gilchrest.
 
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Willy4UK said:
Effing can't watch the us canada game live because GD brighthouse/spectrum says i have to be paying for cable to watch it. I was like mf'ers i pay ya'll $50 a month for GD internet to watch a GD game on the GD internet. I'm effing pissed off
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Now reading the post-game report.

<----- me = pissed too.
 
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Willy4UK said:
I once didnt get laid because i **** myself.

Pissing myself was the norm. Once even peed on my mom at 22 yrs old. But never peed on a baby tho
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Hell, I told ya a few months ago about when I pissed all over little brother's couch back in Orlando after I got wasted. Man, his girlfriend is still pissed at me over that ish. Afterward, I turned that blind dog into animal control.

<---- always the bad guy. Can't win for losing.
 
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UKGrad93

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I'm in Washington DC for family vacation. Ate at All About the Burger. Basically it's a knock off of Five Guys. $40 for family of 3 to eat burgers & fries.

I agree with Funkys take earlier regarding clothes for preteen girls. My daughters in that age range. She wears basketball shorts. She likes her clothes loose(which is not the style). She absolutely will not wear blue jeans.

Went to the hotel pool after dinner. There was a girl (maybe 15) wearing a really inappropriate 2 piece. It fit her I guess, but the plunging top and rio bottom are just not right on a young kid.

The wind really picked up here after dinner. The pool was cold. My wife wanted to go in, but kid wanted to stay. I had the only room key. Trying to be the good husband & dad, I gave the key to my wife. Told her to go back to the room, shower & change. Then come back to get us.

She returned 45 min later. It's even colder out of the pool in the wind. Get to the elevator. & she decides she should go to the lobby to get more shampoo. I tell her to wait because me & the kid want in the room. I get an eye roll. Didnt care. I just wanted warm and dry & to piss. She's still mad.

It's gonna be a wonderful week if this keeps up.
 
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@Willy4UK : I just cracked open a Michelob Ultra. My first thought was, "people actually drink this crap, classify it as modern premium beer, and enjoy it." Good grief! Panther piss on steroids. This stuff should be relegated as a harmful to humanity. Talk about a South American or sick Mexican adjunct clone.

Screw you, Anheuser Busch. Go straight to hell.
 
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UKGrad93 said:
I'm in Washington DC for family vacation. Ate at All About the Burger. Basically it's a knock off of Five Guys. $40 for family of 3 to eat burgers & fries.

I agree with Funkys take earlier regarding clothes for preteen girls. My daughters in that age range. She wears basketball shorts. She likes her clothes loose(which is not the style). She absolutely will not wear blue jeans.

Went to the hotel pool after dinner. There was a girl (maybe 15) wearing a really inappropriate 2 piece. It fit her I guess, but the plunging top and rio bottom are just not right on a young kid.

The wind really picked up here after dinner. The pool was cold. My wife wanted to go in, but kid wanted to stay. I had the only room key. Trying to be the good husband & dad, I gave the key to my wife. Told her to go back to the room, shower & change. Then come back to get us.

She returned 45 min later. It's even colder out of the pool in the wind. Get to the elevator. & she decides she should go to the lobby to get more shampoo. I tell her to wait because me & the kid want in the room. I get an eye roll. Didnt care. I just wanted warm and dry & to piss. She's still mad.

It's gonna be a wonderful week if this keeps up.
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[laughing]

Safe travels and hang in there. Once can locate good beer in DC if they look.
 
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UKserialkiller

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AustinTXCat said:
@Willy4UK : I just cracked open a Michelob Ultra. My first thought was, "people actually drink this crap, classify it as modern premium beer, and enjoy it." Good grief! Panther piss on steroids. This stuff should be relegated as a harmful to humanity. Talk about a South American or sick Mexican adjunct clone.

Screw you, Anheuser Busch. Go straight to hell.
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Mich Ultra is f***** terrible man. Had no more than 3 or 4 in my lifetime. No buzz and awful taste
 
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AustinTXCat said:
@Willy4UK : I just cracked open a Michelob Ultra. My first thought was, "people actually drink this crap, classify it as modern premium beer, and enjoy it." Good grief! Panther piss on steroids. This stuff should be relegated as a harmful to humanity. Talk about a South American or sick Mexican adjunct clone.

Screw you, Anheuser Busch. Go straight to hell.
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Keystone light guys. Keeps the gut down and very smooth. Same beer as Coors light. I will get hammered for it, but damn it, it is the official beer of dnc for 12 years. I'm 28 lol.
Beware though, drink one and you will piss out 3 10 minutes later
 
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bluebornwildcat said:
Keystone light guys. Keeps the gut down and very smooth. Same beer as Coors light. I will get hammered for it, but damn it, it is the official beer of dnc for 12 years. I'm 28 lol.
Beware though, drink one and you will piss out 3 10 minutes later
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Had a guy once tell me that Keystone was what people who drink Budweiser piss out.

That guy is now in prison for molesting his kids. I **** you not.
 
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bluebornwildcat said:
Lord have mercy. Someone needs to roll that whale back into the ocean so she can cleanup.
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Can you imagine the smell in that rig? You know she had to have had some clothes in there, why not change out of those atleast and burn them. It will be a while before her old lady goes down south on her that's just nasty period
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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<> Damn y'all some drunkards. Pissing and ishing yourself? WTF?

<> Haven't drank either in about 25 years but I distinctly recall that Keystone Light and Coors Light both suck. Never tried Mich Ultra.

<> 93, you make the trek to Monticello?


<><><>ShineOnYouCrazyDiamonds<><><>
 
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Willy4UK said:
...But I'm guessing "Grimace Night" was just the catalyst for something that was already slowly brewing over time.
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********. That Grimace is the most evil of Evils...



 
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