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Kaizer Sosay

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Kooky Kats said:
Just got home yesterday from vacation.

House and yard are a jungle of disarray. This morning, we built two giant deck boxes to hold seat cushions... dragged them into place thru a steaming pile of dog ****. Of which, shmear ended up in my hand.

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Nothing says "Welcome Home" better than a handful of dog shite.

Glad you made it home safely.
 
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I would like to give props to the guy who came up with whipped cream frosting on birthday cakes. It's the ****. It has easily become my favorite type of birthday cake. Meijer and Krogers have it for sure.
 
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@Willy4UK

Now that I've got your attention. You missed the Ice Cream.

https://kentucky.forums.rivals.com/threads/n-o-b.234222/page-130#post-6021165
https://kentucky.forums.rivals.com/threads/n-o-b.234222/page-131#post-6022707
 
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All I can say is this must have been an epic fart.

‘Passed gas’ forces passengers off plane at Raleigh airport.

A person who “passed gas” on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.

The flight, which was not identified by RDU officials, landed at the airport around 4 p.m. after passengers became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport......

 
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The guy (it definitely wasn't a woman for a fart that strong) ate chili with peanut butter and washed it down with PBR. That would be the only thing other than elephant stew that could bring down a passenger plane!
 
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AustinTXCat said:
All I can say is this must have been an epic fart.

‘Passed gas’ forces passengers off plane at Raleigh airport.

A person who “passed gas” on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.

The flight, which was not identified by RDU officials, landed at the airport around 4 p.m. after passengers became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport......

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Glad to know Spears is alive, well, killing it.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Kooky Kats said:
Fu Rod Rhodes
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I "liked" the above post the second I read it...mainly because I have not so fond memories of uttering those exact words many a time in days gone by.

Now that I know the reason it was posted...i 100% concur with the above post and furthermore, I quoted it for posterity.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Dude...

A friend of my son (kid age 11) died at summer camp of meningitis yesterday. 24 hours from running around being a kid to the box. It is some freaky ****.

I implore the dads on here to have their 11-13year olds inoculated.

We're in shock.
 
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Kooky Kats said:
Dude...

A friend of my son (kid age 11) died at summer camp of meningitis yesterday. 24 hours from running around being a kid to the box. It is some freaky ****.

I implore the dads on here to have their 11-13year olds inoculated.

We're in shock.
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Damn, that's a nightmare. Really sorry to hear.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Kooky Kats said:
Dude...

A friend of my son (kid age 11) died at summer camp of meningitis yesterday. 24 hours from running around being a kid to the box. It is some freaky ****.

I implore the dads on here to have their 11-13year olds inoculated.

We're in shock.
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Wow. That sucks.

And thanks for posting this. I honestly don't know if my kids have been inoculated or not. But I'm damn sure gonna find out.
 
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-Terrible, Kooky. Hope your son is holding up as well as can be expected.

-(get in car with business client going to lunch...radio on Fox Sports)

"Gooooood morning everyone, I'm Jason Whitlock and..."

Client: "OH MY GOD HOLY **** NO! NOOOO!" (slams button to turn off radio)

-Wife requested italian beef sammiches for tonight. She's horrifyingly close to going vegetarian I think...can go several weeks without any meat. Gotta make this count so she doesn't dive off the cliff and eating becomes :weary:

-Arkansas tomorrow. fffuuuuuuuuuuuu. Montreal Thursday. yyyyeesssss.

-Zion Williamson.
 
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Kooky Kats said:
Watching 95 SEC champ game where he bricked 2 FT w 1.5 to go.

We won anyway. Pitino benched him entire OT.
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Yep.

I watched that game while stationed in Germany. Nearly lost my mind. Never forget the look on his face as the Cats left the court and we had luckily won.
 
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Kooky Kats said:
Dude...

A friend of my son (kid age 11) died at summer camp of meningitis yesterday. 24 hours from running around being a kid to the box. It is some freaky ****.

I implore the dads on here to have their 11-13year olds inoculated.

We're in shock.
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+ :cry:

Prayers sent.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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I just read that story about the kid with meningitis. Just unbelievable. That freaks me out. I just can't imagine what that family is going through right now. Called my wife and she said our oldest had those shots last year.

I said a prayer earlier for that kid's family and for kooky & family and in particular for his son. Will keep them all in my prayers.
 
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When you unpeel the story, I don't think the parents had time with the kid before he passed. We live about 3 hours away from camp.

Kid presented stomach / gastric issues... a 2-3 hours before they assume something serious... take him to hospital.

Hospital assesses issue then calls parents. Parents get up there 4 hours later and the bacteria has worked the child into a raging fever and unconsciousness.

They last saw their happy/healthy kid on a bus to summer camp - a week later he's gone in front of their eyes.

Brutal. Nothing worse.

My sister lost a 2 year old 22 years ago and our family still isn't the same.
 
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Kaizer Sosay said:
Sorry to hear about your niece, kooky. That's tragic to lose a child so young. Tragic to lose a child period. I can't even fathom it.
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It was a nephew. But thank you.

My little son shares the birthday with him (8/7). All kinds of wierdness and coincidence that made that happen too. Crazy stuff.

My older son turns 13 today.

I feel old.
 
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Saw something today I had never seen and was in shock. I saw a woman who was too tall to be a little person but not short enough to be one as well. I'm curious, what would you classify that as? She had to be like 4'2-4'3 max
 
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Damn Kook. Condolences. Will leave a hole in that family that can never be refilled. Watched my brother bury his almost 5 year old son. Metachromatic leukodystrophy. Now almost 20 years later he is having to watch his youngest son, now 14, fight through leukemia. Life can be a real ***** sometimes. Hang in there. Thoughts and prayers for your family and your friends.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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NOB Money Making Scheme #48

Houston Rockets are currently up for sale. I say we pool our cash together and buy it. We will stock our roster full of former Cats and dominate the planet.

Exit strategy as follows...

Time frame: 6 years. It will take 3-4 years to accumulate the necessary amount of former Cats from other squads to build our dynasty.

By year 3 we should start winning ships. After our 3rd ship in a row (year 6)...we will sell the team for triple what we paid for it. Trump will be deep into his 2nd term by then and the economy will be booming so we shouldn't have any trouble turning that kind of profit.

We take the money we make from selling the Houston NOBsters and we will use it to bankroll Trumps successor...

:americanflag:Willy4POTUS:americanflag:
:americanflag::americanflag:2024:americanflag::americanflag:
 
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Kaizer Sosay said:
NOB Money Making Scheme #48

Houston Rockets are currently up for sale. I say we pool our cash together and buy it. We will stock our roster full of former Cats and dominate the planet.

Exit strategy as follows...

Time frame: 6 years. It will take 3-4 years to accumulate the necessary amount of former Cats from other squads to build our dynasty.

By year 3 we should start winning ships. After our 3rd ship in a row (year 6)...we will sell the team for triple what we paid for it. Trump will be deep into his 2nd term by then and the economy will be booming so we shouldn't have any trouble turning that kind of profit.

We take the money we make from selling the Houston NOBsters and we will use it to bankroll Trumps successor...

:americanflag:Willy4POTUS:americanflag:
:americanflag::americanflag:2024:americanflag::americanflag:
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Excellent. I was thinking about how I could buy them this morning. It;s all about flipping it. Just like a house. Come in, fix it up, sell it. Profit.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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¥¥¥ BREAKING NEWS ¥¥¥

Yankees lose yet again. Drop to 3rd place in the AL East. Barely clinging onto a sliver of hope at a Wild Card spot.

Bwahahahaha

:baseball:[roll]:baseball:

[cheers]:cool2:[banana]:fistbump:
 
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