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TriangleUKCat

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I plan on whipping it out and howling like a caveman in a crowded for the duration of the eclipse because this is primal and these are the end times or something? I read that somewhere on cat paw I think. I BELIEVED IT TOO
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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What's the best place for someone near Metro to get the best view of the eclipse. I know Hopkinsville/Henderson and mostly where the path runs. What I mean by "best" is somewhere close to/in the path that won't be packed with fortyelevendozen million people. And/or will the partial eclipse I see from my deck be almost as good and therefore the better play?

TIA
 

mashburned

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What's the best place for someone near Metro to get the best view of the eclipse. I know Hopkinsville where the path runs. What I mean by "best" is somewhere close to/in the path that won't be packed with fortyelevendozen million people. And/or will the partial eclipse I see from my deck be almost as good and therefore the better play?

TIA

Douglas Park. Dress real nice.
 
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Wall2Boogie

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Saw something tonight that blew me away. I thought the half way midget was crazy, but it was topped tonight. A deaf person trying to use a cell phone. I **** you not.
 

Rupp'sRunt

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What's up nob
You mutta fukas
I'm expecting a baby girl in February. Man life is crazy, women get so serious over little things, not even the pregnant one. Some act like if a kid doesn't have thousands of dollars worth of toys in your nursery you're a bad parent. Doesn't help my mom acts like I'm not going to take care of my children (because she takes care of my younger brothers) that **** sucks. Won't lie it took a bit of gusto out of me not to have a boy but to have a little girl is a blessing, hopefully she'll take good care of me when I'm dying.

Ya boy
RR
 

AustinTXCat

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What's up nob
You mutta fukas
I'm expecting a baby girl in February. Man life is crazy, women get so serious over little things, not even the pregnant one. Some act like if a kid doesn't have thousands of dollars worth of toys in your nursery you're a bad parent. Doesn't help my mom acts like I'm not going to take care of my children (because she takes care of my younger brothers) that **** sucks. Won't lie it took a bit of gusto out of me not to have a boy but to have a little girl is a blessing, hopefully she'll take good care of me when I'm dying.

Ya boy
RR
Congrats!
 
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yea, what UKgrad said. simple science that tofu doesn't dilute alcohol. lettuce and eating stinky puss doesn't either. this was a cry from your body saying you need meat. i bet if they just pumped you full of hamburger meat and bbq ribs it would have brought you right back to the party.

and yea, glad to hear your ok on a serious note.
 

TriangleUKCat

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On the flip side, funky has consumed .4 of a single strawberry daiquiri over the course of the last year.

Glad you are ok, Willy. That's scary ****. A friend of mine had something like 17 shots of vodka over a pretty short period of time in college. Charcoal in stomach and looked like a bag of dicks for a couple of days.
 
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funKYcat75

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On the flip side, funky has consumed .4 of a single strawberry daiquiri over the course of the last year.

Glad you are ok, Willy. That's scary ****. A friend of mine had something like 17 shots of vodka over a pretty short period of time in college. Charcoal in stomach and looked like a bag of dicks for a couple of days.
Pssssh. I only fugg with 25 proof Bacardi mixed up stuff and 99 proof shots. I may be a girl drink drunk, but I'm a good one.

What the hell were you drinking, @Willy4UK ?
 
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Captain Forehead

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Damn willy. I remember the days of treating party night like a sprint instead of marathon. Tequila was my drink of choice. I remember being done by 8 or so. Passed out on the couch of the bars break room where my girlfriend amd i went to see her brother play. Was introduced to her parents friends. Don't remember squat.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Triangle- i feel ya man. I know how he feels.

Funky- started out with beer and then started shooting tequila at the titty bar.

Starchief- yeah, i bet it is. I am more scared of that bill than dying lol

Capt- hahaha, thanks for sharing that. Tequila will kill you. Whew.
 

-Mav-

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Funky- started out with beer and then started shooting tequila at the titty bar.
Please tell me you did the Pee Wee dance before you lapsed into a coma...