Hear that? That din of drooling morons is the unmistakable sound of the former denizens of Elite Dawgs who, now left with no outlet for their delusions, are dragging their clubbed feet back to SPS. I’ll just go ahead and stipulate that we operate a brothel out of our indoor practice facility, that we gladly subject our daughters to prostitution for the betterment of UM recruiting, that we cheat more than any other SEC program (certainly more than MSU) but never get caught, and that any athletes who attend UM are either being paid or forced to go there. All of these things are 100% true. Oh and MSU has nuclear weapons on UM after sending a high school recruit as a spy operating under the direction of MSU. Also true. And FlabLoser is conducting an investigation expected to bring Ole Miss to its knees. I’m sure I’m missing a few.