New Basketball league

[birdZdawg]

This sounds like something from The Onion, but it is from the Augusta Chronicle/Boston Herald. Whites only.

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"Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league," the statement said.

"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

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[birdZdawg]

This sounds like something from The Onion, but it is from the Augusta Chronicle/Boston Herald. Whites only.

Link

"Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league," the statement said.

"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

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[Rabid]

This is so pathetic.

Sheesh.

 

[Coach34]

for unathletic white people to play- its called soccer

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

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[Boomerdog15]

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[Rabid]

What do you all think?

 

[JohnDawg]

nm

 

[Curly Bill]

nm

 

[dickiedawg]

I can't take credit for that, came from another board, but it cracked me up.

 

[Pointcitydawg]

Columbus Crackers vs. Hickory High Hoosiers

Coach Norman Dale will be the honorary captain

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

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[Sutterkane]

yes, the one from saved by the bell

 

[birdZdawg]

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[dawgstudent]

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[thunderclap]

it's called intramurals at Ole Miss.

 

[megadawgmaniac]

h/t EDSBS' Orson

AA - it's fantabulous

 

[seshomoru]

Will the Rigmas actually have a group of white guys haze a black guy who thinks he may get to join the team, then right before the season tell him that the only way they could make the team was if they pretended to be inviting him to join the team?

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

There every white who plays basketball is a perfect little angel....The claim that its not racist is absurd.It is very racist..It mentioned Gilbert Arenas and it said something about wanting to go to a game and not getting flipped off...Which implies that blacks are the only one's capable of that behavior....I agree it looks like an article from The Onion..ridiculous..

 

[pDigital32Dawg]

Mikes dribblers

 

[Rabid]

nm

 

[Rabid]

"We ain't really racist."

 

[birdZdawg]

There every white who plays basketball is a perfect little angel....The claim that its not racist is absurd.It is very racist..It mentioned Gilbert Arenas and it said something about wanting to go to a game and not getting flipped off...Which implies that blacks are the only one's capable of that behavior....I agree it looks like an article from The Onion..ridiculous..

Sean Murphy agrees.

 

[cps36]

too much?

 

[BR549.sixpack]

under his avatar that read "SPS's Official Judger of Posts". I swear 33.3% of his post read fail or failure.

 

[jakldawg]

Plus, the Big 10 is known for playing a more "traditional" style of basketball (i.e. lots of defense...good passing and set plays..."first team to 50 wins" kind of games...I guess?) and some of those games are like watching paint dry. This new league will just be like watching white paint dry.
And good for everyone here avoiding the obvious MPSAA jokes.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

 

[megadawgmaniac]

but instead by "manifest destiny".

AA - via EDSBS via DrSaturday