[Not a Cam Newton Thread] Ask Sixpack: It's 30 hours to kickoff....

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Due dates aren't very accurate

First child came one day after his due date. Second child was two weeks early. Third child came on her due date.

So 2 out of 3 were essentially right on time for me.
 

cps36

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I'll be with my wife and son. If you have to ask if something is wrong it usually is.
 

saltslugs

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You've bought at least 20 future 17ups with such sentimentality. If you haven't learned this, you are missing out.
 

HotMop

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Let's go ahead and say 1 in 5 it's actually your kid and not someone from a drunken tailgate or one of those days when your off sweating your balls off to bank a check. How horrible will you feel when you find out from Maury Povich that the DNA does not match and you missed this game? I'm guesssing you'll feel pretty damn stupid when your ex-wife is being told to "Drop that zero and get yourself a hero!" from the jublilant crowd.

You know what to do!
 

tenureplan

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What really happens is that they expect more **** like that after you do it once and if you don't continue to do it, they start to think you don't love them like you used to and you are taking them for granted.
 

megadawgmaniac

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17 you. I love both of them as much as a friend can but sorry, not in my car. Looks like he's staying behind and Todd4State and myself will keep them in our thoughts while listening to a dead man mumble incoherently.

AA - the officially unofficial driver
 

saltslugs

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Relationships are easy, do something nice every once in a while and don't ever do anything really, really stupid. <div>
</div><div>Sports related because you're wives/girlfriends seem to be as likable as Cecil Newton if this is really your line of thinking.</div>
 

seshomoru

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be sure to berate another State fan in the maternity ward for being a blind sheep.
 

Todd4State

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Seshomoru said:
be sure to berate another State fan in the maternity ward for being a blind sheep.


to brag about it on sixpack for all of us to "enjoy". "Enjoy" in this case can also mean to be disgusted as human beings.
 

vhdawg

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Mrs. VH is taking a nap on the couch, with no sign of impending childbirth.
 

miss daisy

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Hell man, unless you plan on delivering the little bulldog, what good are you doing there at the hospital. I've had to watch two of them things now, and I got to say it's kinda gross and you'll probably be squinting your eyes real tight the whole time anyway. Whatever happened to the civilized days of checking the lady into the hospital for a week and then showing up after the whole thing is over with a box of cigars.
 

IBleedMaroonDawg

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Stay home and congratulations VH. The experience is better than any MSU win I have ever witnessed, period.