<table summary="user post and replies"> <tbody class="expandable thread-post lead first odd post lead RichardZinya post-read" id="post-id-11864"> <tr> <td class="th post-subject"> <h3 class="post-title">Biggest Rebel Fan EVER!!!!</h3> </td> <td class="th post-url"> </td> <td class="th post-number">Lead</td> <td class="th toggle lastcol"><span class="collapse-button">[-]</span></td> </tr> <tr class="collapsible-content"> <td class="poster-detail firstcol"> <div class="avatar-block"> <p class="user-avatar">
</p> <p class="post-count"><span>Posts</span>: 465</p> <p class="post-date"><span class="date">Dec 16, 2008</span> <span class="time">8:56 AM</span></p> <p class="custom_title">
<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Cunning Linguist</span>
</p> </div> </td> <td class="post-content lastcol" colspan="4"> <div class="post-body"> <p class="post-tags">Tags : None</p> <div class="scrolling"> <div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 13px Verdana; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0"> I'm the biggest Rebel fan in the WORLDZ! I have a Rebel room with barstools that are autographed by the O-Line from our 1959 National Championship team. Also in the room: a lifesized mannequin that I've dressed up in full Ole Miss gear (circa 1980s baby blue uniforms!!!). I also have a championship ring from our 1960 National Championship (I actually had this made b/c I'm not sure if there are championship rings from back then, LOL!)!! Also, Ole Miss crocs that I wear everywhere, and a red and blue wig that I wear to church after every Rebel win! And my wife can only call me Colonel on gamedays. But she likes that.
I also have a big screen (52 in) plasma that is only allowed to show Rebel sports. Or the video I made of highlights from our 2003 season, which also includes original clips of Rick Razzano threatening to kill me, which was actually a funny story! (I almost bumped into him. My bad!!!) I have also collected actual crack and weed that I bought from Charles Stackhouse and a gun I bought from Jamal Pittman. Oh, and I have newborn twins (born one week before the Egg Bowl), and when we went to the game I actually painted one red and one blue, and when we scored our first TD I accidentally punted one (like a cat), straight into the air. Thank God my wife is an Ole Miss fan with great skillz, and she caught her before she hit the bleachers!!! LOL!!!!
Finally, here's a poem I wrote, inspired by that Russell loser that's going to be a bullfraud:
There once was a Rebel Fan
Who none of the Bullfrauds could stand
He said LSU was corndogs
And he hated the hogs
And he knew that Yancy was the Man!
This fan, he saw the doom
When MSUX hired the Croom
Other things that he hated:
Tubberville and Nick Satan
And obviously loathed the Nafooms
His kids are twins, gosh almighty!
Named Eli and Cooper, do you wonder why?
And when he dies, he will groan,
But on his tombstone
It will always read "Hotty Toddy!"
LOL! I hoped you liked my poem. I showed it to my buddy REBMIK, and he said, "that was///greatest POEM///get on BOARD!!! Pes on this were ARE WINNER!
So, how big of a Reb fan are you?</span>
</p> <p class="post-count"><span>Posts</span>: 465</p> <p class="post-date"><span class="date">Dec 16, 2008</span> <span class="time">8:56 AM</span></p> <p class="custom_title"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Cunning Linguist</span>
</p> </div> </td> <td class="post-content lastcol" colspan="4"> <div class="post-body"> <p class="post-tags">Tags : None</p> <div class="scrolling"> <div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 13px Verdana; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0"> I'm the biggest Rebel fan in the WORLDZ! I have a Rebel room with barstools that are autographed by the O-Line from our 1959 National Championship team. Also in the room: a lifesized mannequin that I've dressed up in full Ole Miss gear (circa 1980s baby blue uniforms!!!). I also have a championship ring from our 1960 National Championship (I actually had this made b/c I'm not sure if there are championship rings from back then, LOL!)!! Also, Ole Miss crocs that I wear everywhere, and a red and blue wig that I wear to church after every Rebel win! And my wife can only call me Colonel on gamedays. But she likes that.
I also have a big screen (52 in) plasma that is only allowed to show Rebel sports. Or the video I made of highlights from our 2003 season, which also includes original clips of Rick Razzano threatening to kill me, which was actually a funny story! (I almost bumped into him. My bad!!!) I have also collected actual crack and weed that I bought from Charles Stackhouse and a gun I bought from Jamal Pittman. Oh, and I have newborn twins (born one week before the Egg Bowl), and when we went to the game I actually painted one red and one blue, and when we scored our first TD I accidentally punted one (like a cat), straight into the air. Thank God my wife is an Ole Miss fan with great skillz, and she caught her before she hit the bleachers!!! LOL!!!!
Finally, here's a poem I wrote, inspired by that Russell loser that's going to be a bullfraud:
There once was a Rebel Fan
Who none of the Bullfrauds could stand
He said LSU was corndogs
And he hated the hogs
And he knew that Yancy was the Man!
This fan, he saw the doom
When MSUX hired the Croom
Other things that he hated:
Tubberville and Nick Satan
And obviously loathed the Nafooms
His kids are twins, gosh almighty!
Named Eli and Cooper, do you wonder why?
And when he dies, he will groan,
But on his tombstone
It will always read "Hotty Toddy!"
LOL! I hoped you liked my poem. I showed it to my buddy REBMIK, and he said, "that was///greatest POEM///get on BOARD!!! Pes on this were ARE WINNER!
So, how big of a Reb fan are you?</span>
