If they're going to leak info bit by bit, they might as well. Each episode can reveal another terrible thing about the Newtons.<div>
</div><div>They can even include Twitter like they do with everything else and pick the best tweet of the night based on #camnewtondidit hash tags.<div>
</div><div>Dr. Lou can sit down with a cardboard cutout of Cam and/or Cecil and talk some sense into 'em. "*** Newton, you **** leave the toinet sheat up apter you take a puss. That's dust not powite." THE DOCTOR IS OUT.</div></div><div>
</div><div>Bob Ley can simultaneously interview Trooper Taylor, Jesse Jackson, Joe Schad and Bracky Brett in a no holds barred circus racial turd slinging orgy.</div><div>
</div><div>Let's just hire Jenn Sterger on and really get to the meat of things. Have a one-on-one with each slutty white girl from Auburn that slept with Newton and never got called back. "Awww, you poor thing."</div><div>
</div><div>The icing on the cake will be Richard Dawson hosting the whole thing, on a set that closely resembles The Running Man.</div><div>
</div><div>Ratings, people. Ratings. After all, they are the ENTERTAINMENT and sports programming network.</div>