OFFICIAL 2023 Iowa Hawkeye Haiku Thread
- Thread starter Knight Shift
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We are not there.....yet.
But where is there? when is yet?
Beat Hawkeyes, this week.
But where is there? when is yet?
Beat Hawkeyes, this week.
Hawkeyes scoring woes
Time to chop for our next win
Baseball score so what
Time to chop for our next win
Baseball score so what
Iowa away
Always an arduous fray!
The Knights win the day!
Always an arduous fray!
The Knights win the day!
So what's a Hawkeye?
A bird with Steelers' colors
But now in free fall.
A bird with Steelers' colors
But now in free fall.
There : It's the end zone?
Hawkeye offense rarely there.
Once per Big Ten game.
On the other hand,
Rutgers offense two times more
"Yet" the same record. . . .
There is so much corn.
Blond girls smile like harvesters.
Boredom eats all life.
Blond girls smile like harvesters.
Boredom eats all life.
Kinnick Stadium
Will be Rutgers Field of Dreams
7 and 3 soon
Will be Rutgers Field of Dreams
7 and 3 soon
We are not that good,
But neither is Rutgers, right?
Guess we will find out.
But neither is Rutgers, right?
Guess we will find out.
Brian Ferentz sucks.
Can't wait for him to be gone.
Kirk stifles all Os.
Can't wait for him to be gone.
Kirk stifles all Os.
Good Gavin Wimsatt
Plays his best game of the year
We win by three points
Plays his best game of the year
We win by three points
O/U record low
Game broadcast in black and white
Feels like the ‘50s
Game broadcast in black and white
Feels like the ‘50s
Would the winner be
The least worst of the two teams?
Or even one good team?
Defensive showcase
By the way, what's a BrewHawk?
A beer drinking bird?
Our victory song...
In heaven there is no beer
Why we drink it here...
When we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all
Our beer...Go Hawkeyes!
Our victory song...
In heaven there is no beer
Why we drink it here...
When we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all
Our beer...Go Hawkeyes!
Glad you came by here
Haiku was our salve for years
It was all we had
We are back on track
But we still have work to do
Hope to win this one.
Hawkeyes drink their beer
When they lose upon the field
Then they'll shed a tear
When they lose upon the field
Then they'll shed a tear
The Pink Lockerroom
Pink is a shade of Scarlet
Win, Rutgers, Win
Pink is a shade of Scarlet
Win, Rutgers, Win
Bonus Limerick:
There once was a player from Iowa
Of offense, he lost all desire of
His defense was keen, his scoring was lean
And Chopping, Rutgers shan't tire of
(yeah, that's right.. I rhymed Iowa..
that's that Rutgers degree, baby!)
There once was a player from Iowa
Of offense, he lost all desire of
His defense was keen, his scoring was lean
And Chopping, Rutgers shan't tire of
(yeah, that's right.. I rhymed Iowa..
that's that Rutgers degree, baby!)
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Iowa Football
Dear God think of the children
And pull the damn blinds!
Dear God think of the children
And pull the damn blinds!
Welcome Rutgers fans
You like offensive fireworks?
Our apologies
You like offensive fireworks?
Our apologies
Our victory song...
In heaven there is no beer
Why we drink it here...
When we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all
Our beer...Go Hawkeyes!
Thought was a polka
Lots Polaks in Iowa?
If so, Dzień dobry
Dumb penalties kill
Turnovers crush your chances
Who will make the least?
Turnovers crush your chances
Who will make the least?