OFFICIAL Northwestern Football Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

The season begins
Highest rated football game
At noon on Sunday

 

[RutHut_rivals]

No offense, O-fence
But offense is offensive
We win with Defense

 

[RUforester72]

Kickoff the season
With a B1G WIN Labor Day.
Knights trap the Wildcats.

 

[Knight Shift]

Are wildcats a mess
Or are they an angry mob
Chop them either way

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Haze Me Northwestern!
Did you order the Code Red?
You're Damn Right I Did!

 

[Knight Shift]

Wildcats are reeling
Send them to the showers early
Or to the Car Wash

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Receivers unknown
Who will emerge as go to
We'll see on Sunday

Or run every play
A heavy dose of Sam Brown
Cures RU doubters

 

[ScarletDave]

Northwestern, One School
Voted No R-U Big Ten
They Knew What’s Coming

 

[Knight Shift]

Receivers unknown
Who will emerge as go to
We'll see on Sunday

Or run every play
A heavy dose of Sam Brown
Cures RU doubters

Hut Hut Haiku!
Look for that play on Sunday
Gavin scores at will

 

[DJ Spanky]

Wildcats didn't want us
Acted like they're better than us
Sunday let's smash them

 

[DJ Spanky]

Serving Wildcat stew
On Sunday after the game
Ya got recipes?

 

[Knight Shift]

Serving Wildcat stew
On Sunday after the game
Ya got recipes?

Wildcat Car Wash Soup:
Locker room shower water
Anyone want a bowl?