OFFICIAL Sparty Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Mel Tucker is gone
Some people say he had stain
No doubt he left one

He liked to chop wood
Put down the phone while chopping
Bothe hands on the axe

 

[RUforester72]

Spartan football next

Spartan offense spartan score

Knights will spear Sparty

 

[BeantownKnight]

We will get revenge!
Wimsatt gets more completions!
On our way to bowl ...

(...eligibility!)

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Dantonio Sucks
In two-thousand-six season
tackled R wideouts

 

[DJ Spanky]

On this Saturday
Let Spartans points be spartan
As Knights trump Spartans

 

[DJ Spanky]

Spartans 'bout to lose
For this specific reason:
Our sword is bigger!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bad Michigan State!
Sparty's supposed to chop wood
Not choking chicken.

 

[Knight Shift]

Mel: he said, she said
Mel was sent to the wood shed
To chop his own wood

Mel can chop away
Nobody taking his calls. . . .
All by his lonesome

 

[RutHut_rivals]

This is my best chance
To compose succinct Haiku
About wacking off

 

[Antnee79]

Sparky comes to SHI

Knights defense charges hard and

Makes him fall on sword

 

[Knight Shift]

This is my best chance
To compose succinct Haiku
About wacking off

It's really not hard
Mel Tucker whacking Haikus
Getting out of hand

The clean hands defense
Instead of grinding it out
Would have been smarter

Some men never learn
Little head controls big head
Things get out of hand

Could go on all day
But repeating out of hand
Running out of juice

 

[Knight Shift]

Asking for a friend
Tucker's preferred passing routes:
Rub routes and comebacks?

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Mel Tucker calling
"what are you wearing, sexy"
so I just hung up.

 

[LeapinLou]

Is Rutgers Bowling?
We find out on Saturday
We deserve nice things!

 

[Morrischiano2]

RU wins by 10
GS keeps it in his pants
Sparty Green envy

 

[Knight Shift]

Hope the rain holds off
Nothing worse than a wet spot
In the Yellow Lot

Except Mel Tucker's
His wet spot cost him a lot
Empty hands he got