OFFICIAL tOSU Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Buckeyes come to town
Pandemonium again?
Rutgers-make it so.

 

[RUaMoose_rivals]

Bye on horizon
First ever trip to P-way
Catch Buckeyes napping

 

[RUaMoose_rivals]

They got fat on Lions
Number 1 team coming to town
This is why you play

 

[Knight Shift]

Another blackout?
Black spray paint will fix clueless
Scarlet adorned fans.

 

[Knight Shift]

JT Barrett starts,
Read option may be problem
DBs get a break?

 

[DJ Spanky]

The lost haiku thread
Has suddenly resurfaced
Now haikus for all!

 

[Knight Shift]

The lost haiku thread
Has suddenly resurfaced
Now haikus for all!

That is your Haiku?
Heddy Lamar thinks it sucks.
Oh yeah, that's HEDLEY!

 

[DJ Spanky]

That is your Haiku?
Heddy Lamar thinks it sucks.
Oh yeah, that's HEDLEY!

You speak prettier
Than a twenty dollar *****
So says Taggart.

 

[RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove]

Knights will come out loose
Nothing to lose Saturday
Can you play DB?

 

[PatrickRU92]

Chop off Meyer's head
Throw it in pirahna tank
Hard time coaching game

 

[Knight Shift]

Chop off Meyer's head
Throw it in pirahna tank
Hard time coaching game

Meyer's head in tank?
See, hear and speak no evil
How many arrests?

 

[Ruthinking]

What is a buckeye?
Can someone please explain that?
Scarlet Knight rules night.

 

[DJ Spanky]

A vexing question.
Aren't buckeyes a bunch of nuts?
Let's play nutcracker!

 

[Knight Shift]

Brutus creeps me out.
A walking and cheering nut?
Might taste good roasted.

 

[stuw6]

One question remains.
Will Rettig get a series
when down by forty?

 

[Knight Shift]

Think positively
With OSU down forty
Rettig gets in the game.

 

[stuw6]

It appears to me
that you're drinking the Kool Aid
served by RutgersAl

 

[Knight Shift]

Kool aid sugar rush
not for me, but I dream B1G.
Dreams sometimes come true.

 

[straighttalkexpress]

Politi punched out
Martin runs wild all night long
Rashan Gary Commits

 

[Knight Shift]

B1gger dreamer than
me! Now we're talking, straight talk.
Dream Team 16 back?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Come in number one
Face our packed, loud, hostile crowd
Leave with their first loss.

 

[Ruthinking]

So Buckeyes are nuts
Why name a team after nuts
I think Knights trump nuts



We were Chanticleers
A Giant fighting Rooster
Smart move to change it

 

[Rufaninga]

His heart was hurting
And ran to the Buckeyes
Heart to hurt again

 

[herdof3]

Carroo and Martin!
Air and ground attacks humming!
If pass on first downs.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Urban Meyer, Sucks
The State of Ohio, Sucks
Rutgers doesn't suck.

 

[Ruthinking]

Haiku thread needs bump
We need more participants
Too heady for some?

 

[KaKaKen]

Urban treats players
Like Sandusky treats a kid
Stay home and be safe

 

[DJ Spanky]

Game is a sell out.
Buckeyes welcome to Our House!
Defeat imminent.

 

[BeantownKnight]

Buckeyes are cocky
Let's give 'em something that stings
Scarlet Knights will prevail!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Bold wishful thinking,
Comes to life before our eyes,
Rutgers Players CHOP

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

Warren J. Harding
A son of the buckeye state
Need I say much more

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

October night chill,
We thump our chests, unified
Knights battle Buckeyes

 

[DJ Spanky]

The nutcracker suite
For the game tomorrow night
That's what should be played.