Olympics Rio '16

herodotus6

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I never trust a Glen who spells his name with two n's. Shady people. That f***er from The Walking Dead deserves anything he gets for knocking up Maggie and wrecking the best piece of post apocalyptic poon for everyone else. Thanks Glenn!







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catsfanbgky

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Who da biggest ***** in the Olympics? I know everyone will say Hope Solo just because her fat roast beef **** curtains are all over the internet, but who's the behind the scenes biggest slut?

I will go with Diana Taurasi in a major upset.

Also think the open water events would be a lot more exciting with the presence of sharks swimming around chasing everyone. Bet we would see some new records for said events for shurn.
 

TortElvisII

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I will go with Diana Taurasi in a major upset.

Also think the open water events would be a lot more exciting with the presence of sharks swimming around chasing everyone. Bet we would see some new records for said events for shurn.

Can you read? He did not say Horse.
 

Supreme Lord Z

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Women's beach volleyball is on right now. Kind of disturbing to think of all the fapping going on right now.

Oh well, if you can't beat them...
 
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jockstrap_mcgee

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Virginia Trasher wins America's first gold in air rifle.

Everything about that is the most American thing ever. I bet she was carried off the podium by a troop of bald eagles.
 
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Violent Cuts

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If you don't like the Olympics, then you just don't like sports, and I have no respect for you. Who can throw something the farthest, who can run the fastest, swim the fastest, etc. Sports at its most basic and pure.

BTW, I wish they had more medals for some sports like basketball. Add in the 3-point shooting contest for gold. Dunk contest. 3 on 3. It would be great.

Home run derby, closest to pin, etc - they could do a lot more.
 

rmattox

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I like the real Olympic sports like track/field, swimming, wrestling, boxing. bball is okay because USofA wins. Don't give a rat hair about soccer, karate, golf, gymnastics .

Liked it when ABC covered the games. NBC wastes time with crappy, fluff stories.

My son is doing an internship, working at the boxing venue.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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BTW, I wish they had more medals for some sports like basketball. Add in the 3-point shooting contest for gold. Dunk contest. 3 on 3. It would be great.

Home run derby, closest to pin, etc - they could do a lot more.

3 on 3 would be a good idea. But the rest are goofy. Closest to the pin? [laughing] C'mon, man. And the dunk contest and home run derby both suck at their respective all-star events…and would suck even more in the Olympics. But they should definitely add "Around the World" as a basketball shooting contest. I mean that's perfect for the Olympics what with teams from all around the world competing and all. [eyeroll]

As for the rest of you commie bastiches that don't like the Olympics…eff off.

Go 'Merica!

:americanflag:USA! USA! USA!:americanflag:
 
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Glenn's Take

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Alright, I'm trying to watch the Olympics for the first time in decades. When did they go away from 10 being the highest score you could get in gymnastics?