"I would put Union at 2nd place. The lights always go off on me in the Union, which involves me embarking on a near death experience to get the lights back on, therefore, earning 2nd place. It starts out with me securing the handicap stall and getting real comfortable on the throne while reading the news or browsing the internet on my phone. At some point I get lost in the articles and one of my legs will fall asleep. Nothing out of the ordinary so far, and then the motion sensor lights darken the room. At that point I usually haven't wiped, or much less, seen the trophy I deposited in the bowl below. Naturally I will start making movements, shining my cellphone around, jumping around, flailing my arms in an attempt to activate the motion sensor. Somewhere in there the motion sensor on the toilet will trip, and it will kick off the screaming power flush that can only be found at the toilets on campus. As I try to recover from the sudden stop my heart experienced during the flush, a wave of emotion will begin to creep over. Its the sad realization that after all the effort to get the lights back on, they are still off, you haven't wiped, and most importantly you have basically dropped the equivalent of the dreaded ghost poop. After regaining my composure, I grind through the final stages of my daily deuce routine with the help of my cellphone's light, and as soon as I unlock the stall, the lights turn back on. I promised myself I would never allow it to happen again, the Union is winning 2-0 against me"
And I thought I was the only one this had ever happened to. That's too funny.... Also, the McCool Hall bathrooms were always disgusting, especially 1st and 2nd floor after about 11 am. No one ever flushed, toilet paper and trash all over the floors, and it always smelled like some fat frat boy had just unloaded his chilli cheese dogs and miller lite from the night before. I couldn't even bring myself to do #1 in there most days. Of course McCool is probably one of the busiest buildings on campus during the Spring and Fall semesters.
And I thought I was the only one this had ever happened to. That's too funny.... Also, the McCool Hall bathrooms were always disgusting, especially 1st and 2nd floor after about 11 am. No one ever flushed, toilet paper and trash all over the floors, and it always smelled like some fat frat boy had just unloaded his chilli cheese dogs and miller lite from the night before. I couldn't even bring myself to do #1 in there most days. Of course McCool is probably one of the busiest buildings on campus during the Spring and Fall semesters.
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