It appears you may have prematurely released a penis-shaped bowel movement simultaneously with the exposure.
Apparently they heavily shortened your femur bones when you got your shins blown off Mr. Cotton Hill.
Excess weight seems to be causing stress on the endplates of femoral condyles, which may be causing early cartilage damage and lead to osteophytes. I'd suggest high-fiving everybody you come into contact with for the rest of your life, and maybe considering knee sleeves when you're "exercising".
Who takes a dilldo into the xray room with them? What a weirdo.Looks like you're headed to a WNBA game for "interruption #4".
Looks like you forgot to take the strap on off.
now, now, no need to let jealousy define you*** reminds me of an old Andrew Dice Clay joke. Loosely summarized: "I don't care what sized **** you have, we have the same sized heart and the heart is what has to get blood to that thing! My heart can skip a beat and I'm there!"Looks like you forgot to take the strap on off.