OT: Be Right Back Advancements

[rudedude]

Oh @BobPSU92, did you get one of these for Christmas?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Oh @BobPSU92, did you get one of these for Christmas?

Bob’s boys can’t swim!

 

[psuro]

it's moments like this that remind us why that autistic kid screamed at Bob.

 

[rudedude]

If you build it, they will come!

 

[LafayetteBear]

Scientific ingenuity at its absolute best..

 

[SleepyLion]

There was a thread for this. Just waiting for the robots to take over and then...Best Wishes Getting Thru the Holidays with Your Manhood Intact

 

[anon1785150984]

Where do the tongs come in?

 

[Bwifan]

Rather than a cigarette they serve scones after one finishes...

 

[rudedude]

What do they pay the machine cleaners?

 

[BobPSU92]

Oh @BobPSU92, did you get one of these for Christmas?

I inquired, but they don’t make one in my size.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

I inquired, but they don’t make one in my size.

Plus, being Master of your Domain, you can’t participate!

 

[nittanyfan333]

Bob’s boys can’t swim!

…… bob has boys?

 

[Woodpecker]

It has an automatic shut-off once it collects 1 gallon

 

[Woodpecker]

And so many questions:
Donors are too embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital but they'll willingly belly up to these contraptions?
It "replicates the human ****** in terms of temperature, wetness, and amount of light"; light?
It has adjustable height, speed, and force; who is making those adjustments?
Oh, and can I get one on Amazon?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

And so many questions:
Donors are too embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital but they'll willingly belly up to these contraptions?
It "replicates the human ****** in terms of temperature, wetness, and amount of light"; light?
It has adjustable height, speed, and force; who is making those adjustments?
Oh, and can I get one on Amazon?

Do I have to stay over after I am done? Do I have to call it the next day?

 

[marshall23]

Do I have to stay over after I am done? Do I have to call it the next day?

Or ask you what you are thinking?

 

[marshall23]

I inquired, but they don’t make one in my size.

Infinitesimal ? The machine deserves better.

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

no WAY I’m clicking that vid and I click on everything

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Or ask you what you are thinking?

The upside is I don’t have to drop a $100 on beers at The Phyrst on the gadget before I use it.

 

[rudedude]

And so many questions:
Donors are too embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital but they'll willingly belly up to these contraptions?
It "replicates the human ****** in terms of temperature, wetness, and amount of light"; light?
It has adjustable height, speed, and force; who is making those adjustments?
Oh, and can I get one on Amazon?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Oh @BobPSU92, did you get one of these for Christmas?

What the pic does not show is the little TV screen right above it. If the guy can’t get aroused sufficiently he turns on the TV and there is a video with Rosanne Barr, a cucumber and a pint of sour cream!

 

[rudedude]

What the pic does not show is the little TV screen right above it. If the guy can’t get aroused sufficiently he turns on the TV and there is a video with Rosanne Barr, a cucumber and a pint of sour cream!

 

[marshall23]

Do I have to stay over after I am done? Do I have to call it the next day?

Cuddling is optional?

 

[ODShowtime]

One of the problems of the world is that women have a monopoly on all the *****. If we could somehow break that monopoly, then we'd have something.

 

[Catch1lion]

Where do the tongs come in?