Did any of you ever accidentally walk in on your parents getting it on when you were a kid or even as an adult? I’m so happy I didn’t. What say you?
OT: Did you ever
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My son, 15, walked in on us in a heated moment, not yet getting it on, about 6 weeks ago.
I hope he's scarred for life. ******* doesn't think a closed door means anything.
I hope he's scarred for life. ******* doesn't think a closed door means anything.
I have a friend who walked in on his grown (23 y.o.) son and his GF frying chicken during lunchtime in his own house. He heard loud banging like a hammer upstairs in the boy's room, went and investigated. The door was cracked, so he sort of nudged it opened and asked "Are you ok?" when suddenly the hammering stopped. He said it was like a dramatic pause in a movie that lasts 15 seconds in slo-mo but in reality is about a 1/2 second, realizing what was actually going on. He said "nevermind, I'm headed back to work, then hustled downstairs out the door. Nine months later, his first grandchild was born.
@L4Dawg would’ve stool there and watched through the crack.
That's even nastier than the original post! Dude(?) . . . your pun is strong.
True story:
I once walked in on my grandmother straddling my grandpa reverse cowgirl......
cutting his toenails for him.
Freaking hell.
I once walked in on my grandmother straddling my grandpa reverse cowgirl......
cutting his toenails for him.
Freaking hell.
“Let the boy watch.” -Ashley Schaeffer
To this day I’m wondering how great grandad’s sausage sled was for his wife to happily cut his 17in toenails.
My wife barely prepares sustenance to support life functions
How in the hell do you think the human population grew when they were all living in one room cabins, teepees, igloos, mud huts et al.
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life, end of junior year at state. At my gf’s apartment. Her and her roommate were splitting up and moving out. The roommate & her mom had been there loading up her last boxes, then left. The roommate is who had introduced me & gf - I’d known her & her mom my whole life, was a teacher at my high school.
All that was left to haul out was the couch in the living room, so of course we had to do it one last time. We’d been going at it for a few minutes when the door unlocks and in walks roommate & her mom… I mean, there were no covers or nothing to hide under. I’m trying to get up and cover my dick, gf is trying to pull me back down to cover her.
They had gone to eat and brought lunch back for us. We just assumed they were gone for good. The mom was cool and just laughed it off but that was the most awkward lunch of my life.
All that was left to haul out was the couch in the living room, so of course we had to do it one last time. We’d been going at it for a few minutes when the door unlocks and in walks roommate & her mom… I mean, there were no covers or nothing to hide under. I’m trying to get up and cover my dick, gf is trying to pull me back down to cover her.
They had gone to eat and brought lunch back for us. We just assumed they were gone for good. The mom was cool and just laughed it off but that was the most awkward lunch of my life.
I was on a tour in Ireland at one of the tower houses (small castle). The guide told us a lot about the living arrangements. The main bedroom was for the entire family. When it was cold they often had kids from the servants in there and from other families. He said that it could be as many as 20 people in the room. It was not a big room. Then he talked about the 4 poster bed with drapes around it being designed that way because it gave the couple privacy to make more babies.
Did you have a sock on the door? If not, seems like you're the *** hole.
Stories about mamaw and papaw getting it on or another year of showtime. Trying to figure out which is worse is a flip of the coin
