OT: Doomsday Castle

[Shamoan]

ok, a guilty pleasure of mine is watching a show on national geographic called doomsday castle. its a spin-off of the doomsday prepper show and basically, this wealthy guy from florida is spending his life's savings on a castle he is building on a mountain top somewhere in the bluehill mountains. anyway, this guy is psychotic....but in a hilarious way. he has like a trillion kids from two separate marriages...three of his daughters and two of his sons are on the show and they do various projects around the castle to "improve it".

aside from it being the worst castle of all-time (it has like 8 foot holes in the side of it that will eventually be windows), its extremely entertaining....and his daughters are hot.

and, if you watch...you will start noticing gratuitous cleavage shots:

aside from the eye candy, i think the show is awesome........ly hilarious. worst castle ever + hot daughters + a bunch of ill-conceived ideas = an hour of entertainment.

do yourself a favor and watch the show. the family is dysfunctional and are always fighting (last week, the daughters wrestled in the mud...no joke), while they built a porcullice, murder hole ?, and some observation tower.

also, a fun drinking game would be to drink every time the dad is talking about "the end times"....but make sure you have a lot of booze on hand....its like that guys favorite phrase.

enjoy.

 

[Dawgbite]

Loved the one where the son takes a pine log and straps it to a 8N ford tractor and tries to ram the moat bridge.

 

[Sutterkane]

I didn't know they spun that off into its own show. I remember on the original doomsday preppers episode they damn near died in the "keep" because the structure wasn't grounded properly during a thunderstorm. There was electricity running up and down the walls. They were also eating expired MREs that had to taste like absolute ****.

 

[PBRME]

Just looking at that first picture, the blonde has one of the most outstanding bodies I've seen.

 

[Shamoan]

agreed. her body is amazing...that is a good pic of her face, but there are some bad ones out there that i chose not to post, but her body more than makes up for it.

 

[Shamoan]

yeah, he isnt really pushing the castle inheritance thing as much as they did in the doomsday prepper episode. its more about completing his dream before "the end times" come.

episode 1: cleaned up the bunker beneath the castle and built an incredibly slow drawbridge
episode 2: built a lame catapult and made a chicken coop (so they didnt have to eat MRE's)
episode 3: did some tactical training stuff and built a water pump thingy, "killed" a wild boar (allegedly)
episode 4: built a portcullis & a murder hole, wrestled in mud, hand-to-hand combat training, built a lookout tower
episode 5: ??????? im hoping for oil rubbing and feather tickling lessons for the ladies. the end times are coming girls...lets get buys repopulating.


<----types as the wife walks by