OT: for you IPA haters

[horshack.sixpack]

Only IPAs in Hell

“Longtime sinner and atheist Erick Bowser, who authored the report, died last week wearing an "I hope they serve beer in Hell" T-shirt. Bowser remained hopeful after his death, but he soon came to realize the only beer they had on draught in Hell was of the IPA variety. “

 

[85Bears]

Only IPAs in Hell

“Longtime sinner and atheist Erick Bowser, who authored the report, died last week wearing an "I hope they serve beer in Hell" T-shirt. Bowser remained hopeful after his death, but he soon came to realize the only beer they had on draught in Hell was of the IPA variety. “

They don’t serve ice cold lager in hell, then it wouldn’t be hell

 

[Chesusdog]

Well, that's enough to reform me. I'd rather not drink ever again than suffer through an IPA.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Well, that's enough to reform me. I'd rather not drink ever again than suffer through an IPA.

I like them at times. I attribute it to liking some bitter stuff. I take my coffee black and like dark chocolate 70%+, preferably.

 

[GloryDawg]

Don't know what you are talking about.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Don't know what you are talking about.

It’s a step above caffeine.***

 

[GloryDawg]

It’s a step above caffeine.***

Technically I can drink caffeine. The Word of Wisdom say no coffee or tea. It does not say caffeine. That came out in the 1830's. I kind of think if Coke and Pepsi was around it would have been on it. The Mormon Church use to own Pepsi Co.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Ipa is made by rinsing the undercarriage of a riding lawn mower directly after use, and partially straining that liquid.

 

[Dawgbite]

Ipa is made by rinsing the undercarriage of a riding lawn mower directly after use, and partially straining that liquid.

After mowing the bitter weeds in the cow pasture!

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Technically I can drink caffeine. The Word of Wisdom say no coffee or tea. It does not say caffeine. That came out in the 1830's. I kind of think if Coke and Pepsi was around it would have been on it. The Mormon Church use to own Pepsi Co.

you forgot these****

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Ipa is made by rinsing the undercarriage of a riding lawn mower directly after use, and partially straining that liquid.

While not an IPA, Heineken tastes like weed smells: AKA a dead skunk in a yard with dog shlt, mowed over, and the bag left unemptied in the hot August sun for a few weeks.

 

[msstatelp1]

I like them at times. I attribute it to liking some bitter stuff. I take my coffee black and like dark chocolate 70%+, preferably.

I liked them until they started doing “double hopped”, “triple hopped “, “let’s put a whole season’s worth of hops in a single glass”.

 

[Chesusdog]

While not an IPA, Heineken tastes like weed smells: AKA a dead skunk in a yard with dog shlt, mowed over, and the bag left unemptied in the hot August sun for a few weeks.

I can't disagree with the smell but I don't mind the taste.

 

[Villagedawg]

While not an IPA, Heineken tastes like weed smells: AKA a dead skunk in a yard with dog shlt, mowed over, and the bag left unemptied in the hot August sun for a few weeks.

That's from light getting through the green bottle and creating MBT. Tastes like skunk weed. Notice it it most green or clear bottled imports. When fresh it lacks the skunk.