OT: For your next gift giving occasion

[meymama]

Long time reader - first time poster. I am a female. The next time you need a gift for the person in your life who loves YETI coolers, Salt Life decals, Guy Harvey t-shirts, Costa Del Mar Sunglasses, Vineyard Vines shirts and sporting Bama bangs, see below:

 

[FreeDawg]

A couple things

1. I'm glad you have internet access in the kitchen
2. 1rst post an ad but you're a longtime lurker? Right...
3. Your description screams Ole Miss board to me.
4. I'll need full body pics to decide if I trust the maker.

 

[57stratdawg]

^^^^^

Ill prioritize those for you: 4, (doesn't matter)

 

[Tin Cup Cowboy]

I like how you tried to soften your sales pitch with the "I'm a female".

If I ever saw someone remove their sunglasses to pop open a longneck, I would laugh in their 17'ing face.

Do you also sell baseball caps with bottle openers on them as well as key chains with Copenhaggen can openers?

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

Yeah, why not just use your Reef flip flops?

I object to Costas being in this category. They're awesome.

/current croakies are Shiner
//madras is horrendous

 

[FreeDawg]

If I ever saw someone remove their sunglasses to pop open a longneck, I would laugh in their 17'ing face.

You mean to tell me that if I used my premium sunglasses tool to open a premium beer (bud light) out of my premium cooler (yeti) you'd laugh**

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Tits or GTFO

 

[The Peeper]

Take that crap to the Bo Bounds Rock Star Zinfandel Rogue Turquoise Shapleys Mint Julep Brunch website, he'll think its "super cool." Now if you were marketing something like this, I would buy:

 

[seshomoru]

What do you have for the fashion enigma?

Boat shoes, pastel shorts, yet my shirt still sports a land based quadriped. Also, I already have a bottle opener on my belt. But it is from a micro brewery in the Northeast. I need help.

 

[Tin Cup Cowboy]

I hope if that shirt has a collar you are at the very least popping it

 

[MadDawg.sixpack]

In other words, if you are the type to fall for over-hyped, over-priced and over-exposed items, have I got a deal for you.....

 

[seshomoru]

They make shirts without collars?

These must exist in Hattiesburg or something.

 

[ArcherSPS]

Who the 17 still wears Vineyard Vines? What decent human ever 17ing bought salt life?

 

[TulsaLawDawg]

Wait... You're kidding! I notice everybody immediately pounced on you (for more than one reason), but the lack of link or anything serious in the way of selling that...thing... makes me think that you are two asterisks away from applause.

 

[Digging dog]

I do believe that SumBitch would cause some serious damage during a quick shouldering on a duck hunt.

 

[CooterDavenport]

Do you have anything good for a woman who used to be a man? Asking for, um, a friend. If you're on twitter hook him up @Elitedawg34.